Riff
@riffraccoon.bsky.social
Raccademic | Biostatistician | Fun Fact Fan | I like to go places | Musician-ish | 🇨🇦 (formerly 🇬🇧, also 🇮🇪) | He/They
I have only just made the extremely important discovery that the Ottawa OHL team has a mascot called Riley who is a raccoon who wears a domino mask and I love him
(also 67)
(also 67)
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have only just made the extremely important discovery that the Ottawa OHL team has a mascot called Riley who is a raccoon who wears a domino mask and I love him
(also 67)
(also 67)
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
The nearest movie theatre to me showing the new raccoon movie is in America so today I am popping over the border to see what by most accounts is a terrible children's film because raccoons
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The nearest movie theatre to me showing the new raccoon movie is in America so today I am popping over the border to see what by most accounts is a terrible children's film because raccoons
Canada is fun because you can make a last minute Thursday night decision to swing by a random curling club for a couple of beers and accidentally find yourself watching Japan's two-time Olympic medalists
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Canada is fun because you can make a last minute Thursday night decision to swing by a random curling club for a couple of beers and accidentally find yourself watching Japan's two-time Olympic medalists
Let's go curling "clap clap clap-clap-clap"
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Let's go curling "clap clap clap-clap-clap"
It is international raccoon appreciation day so please appreciate your nearest raccoon and your farthest raccoon and every raccoon in between and then also keep doing that the rest of the year because every day is raccoon appreciation day YEAH
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It is international raccoon appreciation day so please appreciate your nearest raccoon and your farthest raccoon and every raccoon in between and then also keep doing that the rest of the year because every day is raccoon appreciation day YEAH
Let's go baseball *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let's go baseball *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
I went to the Mall of America and wanted to find peak capitalism and I think M&M's branded bottled water is an extremely strong contender
September 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I went to the Mall of America and wanted to find peak capitalism and I think M&M's branded bottled water is an extremely strong contender
I spent so long trying to think of a Minnesota/Minneapolis raccoon pun and I am convinced it is just not possible
September 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I spent so long trying to think of a Minnesota/Minneapolis raccoon pun and I am convinced it is just not possible
Well as we all know it's the 1000th device that kills you
September 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Well as we all know it's the 1000th device that kills you
Let's go baseball let's go clap-clap-oh it's a bit wet
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Let's go baseball let's go clap-clap-oh it's a bit wet
When I'm teaching I keep notes of things I notice that could be improved so that when I dust off the slide decks ~1 year later I remember what needs updating and I am now deep in those weeds again as I prepare for the Fall term and all I will say to past Riff is apology not accepted
August 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When I'm teaching I keep notes of things I notice that could be improved so that when I dust off the slide decks ~1 year later I remember what needs updating and I am now deep in those weeds again as I prepare for the Fall term and all I will say to past Riff is apology not accepted
This Montreal bus was not in service so they changed the number to ZZZ like it's taking a little bus nap and that is DELIGHTFUL
August 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This Montreal bus was not in service so they changed the number to ZZZ like it's taking a little bus nap and that is DELIGHTFUL
I am in Montreal and it is far too hot but it is never too hot for the raccoon mountain pilgrimage
August 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I am in Montreal and it is far too hot but it is never too hot for the raccoon mountain pilgrimage
It's time for Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
It's 0.5 standard deviations above the mean
Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
It's 0.5 standard deviations above the mean
Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
August 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's time for Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
It's 0.5 standard deviations above the mean
Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
It's 0.5 standard deviations above the mean
Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
I went on a tour of the Tennessee Titans stadium solely because their mascot is a raccoon and the tour lets you visit his "den" and from now on this is the standard of home decor I will be comparing all furry households to
August 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I went on a tour of the Tennessee Titans stadium solely because their mascot is a raccoon and the tour lets you visit his "den" and from now on this is the standard of home decor I will be comparing all furry households to
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
August 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
While I have yet again been thwarted in my furry convention hotel buffet croissant quest please enjoy my latest sticker courtesy of the excellent @snifftime.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
While I have yet again been thwarted in my furry convention hotel buffet croissant quest please enjoy my latest sticker courtesy of the excellent @snifftime.bsky.social
It's time for Riff Reviews Furry Convention Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
It's 0 where are the croissants??? out of 10
Join me at my next convention for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Furry Convention Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants IF THEY HAVE ANY CROISSANTS #CanFUR2025
It's 0 where are the croissants??? out of 10
Join me at my next convention for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Furry Convention Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants IF THEY HAVE ANY CROISSANTS #CanFUR2025
August 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's time for Riff Reviews Furry Convention Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants
It's 0 where are the croissants??? out of 10
Join me at my next convention for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Furry Convention Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants IF THEY HAVE ANY CROISSANTS #CanFUR2025
It's 0 where are the croissants??? out of 10
Join me at my next convention for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Furry Convention Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants IF THEY HAVE ANY CROISSANTS #CanFUR2025
What do you mean I'm starting to run out of ideas
August 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What do you mean I'm starting to run out of ideas
Niagara Falls at night with some serious evil volcanic lair energy and I am all for it
July 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Niagara Falls at night with some serious evil volcanic lair energy and I am all for it
The only thing this hotel breakfast buffet sign does is make me want to find out what happens if I put croissants in the toaster
(I know the answer is fire, but delicious buttery fire??)
(I know the answer is fire, but delicious buttery fire??)
July 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The only thing this hotel breakfast buffet sign does is make me want to find out what happens if I put croissants in the toaster
(I know the answer is fire, but delicious buttery fire??)
(I know the answer is fire, but delicious buttery fire??)
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
July 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
Driving back through New York and figured we'd stop at this quaint looking "cafe and bake shop" - always like to try out these small local places when travelling
July 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Driving back through New York and figured we'd stop at this quaint looking "cafe and bake shop" - always like to try out these small local places when travelling