Riff
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Raccademic | Biostatistician | Fun Fact Fan | I like to go places | Musician-ish | 🇨🇦 (formerly 🇬🇧, also 🇮🇪) | He/They
Someone should make a browser extension so that when you're on Furaffinity you only see raccoon content and it should be called Chirraffinity please and thank you
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Someone should make a browser extension so that when you're on Furaffinity you only see raccoon content and it should be called Chirraffinity please and thank you
I have only just made the extremely important discovery that the Ottawa OHL team has a mascot called Riley who is a raccoon who wears a domino mask and I love him
(also 67)
(also 67)
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have only just made the extremely important discovery that the Ottawa OHL team has a mascot called Riley who is a raccoon who wears a domino mask and I love him
(also 67)
(also 67)
URGH
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
URGH
Let's go, and I really mean it this time, baseball let's go clap-clap-clap
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Let's go, and I really mean it this time, baseball let's go clap-clap-clap
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Where in the world is Riff Sandiego
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
(let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)
Raccoon character in terrible kids movie: "Yippee ki-yay!"
Me, nodding: "Ah yes, a reference to John McClane in Die Hard, played by Bruce Willis, who also played a famous movie raccoon in Over the Hedge, what a clever raccoon movie reference how tremendously droll"
Me, nodding: "Ah yes, a reference to John McClane in Die Hard, played by Bruce Willis, who also played a famous movie raccoon in Over the Hedge, what a clever raccoon movie reference how tremendously droll"
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Raccoon character in terrible kids movie: "Yippee ki-yay!"
Me, nodding: "Ah yes, a reference to John McClane in Die Hard, played by Bruce Willis, who also played a famous movie raccoon in Over the Hedge, what a clever raccoon movie reference how tremendously droll"
Me, nodding: "Ah yes, a reference to John McClane in Die Hard, played by Bruce Willis, who also played a famous movie raccoon in Over the Hedge, what a clever raccoon movie reference how tremendously droll"
Extremely good raccoon movie
(By which I mean it is a movie with an extremely good raccoon in it, the movie itself is pretty terrible but still fun)
(By which I mean it is a movie with an extremely good raccoon in it, the movie itself is pretty terrible but still fun)
The nearest movie theatre to me showing the new raccoon movie is in America so today I am popping over the border to see what by most accounts is a terrible children's film because raccoons
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Extremely good raccoon movie
(By which I mean it is a movie with an extremely good raccoon in it, the movie itself is pretty terrible but still fun)
(By which I mean it is a movie with an extremely good raccoon in it, the movie itself is pretty terrible but still fun)
The nearest movie theatre to me showing the new raccoon movie is in America so today I am popping over the border to see what by most accounts is a terrible children's film because raccoons
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The nearest movie theatre to me showing the new raccoon movie is in America so today I am popping over the border to see what by most accounts is a terrible children's film because raccoons
LET'S GO BASEBALL LET'S GO CLAP CLAP CLAP
October 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
LET'S GO BASEBALL LET'S GO CLAP CLAP CLAP
Having spent all day fighting the character limit on a big grant proposal I have resolved that going forward my primary rationale for deciding which journals to publish in will not be highest impact factor but shortest journal name
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Having spent all day fighting the character limit on a big grant proposal I have resolved that going forward my primary rationale for deciding which journals to publish in will not be highest impact factor but shortest journal name
I know sport fandom is not for everyone and fundamentally it is very silly but my goodness it is fun and kind of magic
October 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I know sport fandom is not for everyone and fundamentally it is very silly but my goodness it is fun and kind of magic
That was the most stressful non-soccer sportsball game I've ever watched my goodness
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That was the most stressful non-soccer sportsball game I've ever watched my goodness
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
I have never seen the Jays in a game 7 but as a Leafs fan I AM SURE IT WILL GO FINE
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have never seen the Jays in a game 7 but as a Leafs fan I AM SURE IT WILL GO FINE
Reposted by Riff
I'm looking to offset some operating costs for my work with the furry fandom. Between my A/V work and @furryeventsontario.ca it can add up, I love what I do but it can be expensive!
If you can help out or even share around that would be greatly appreciated! ❤️
ko-fi.com/feo
If you can help out or even share around that would be greatly appreciated! ❤️
ko-fi.com/feo
Support Furry Events Ontario
Support Furry Events Ontario
ko-fi.com
October 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm looking to offset some operating costs for my work with the furry fandom. Between my A/V work and @furryeventsontario.ca it can add up, I love what I do but it can be expensive!
If you can help out or even share around that would be greatly appreciated! ❤️
ko-fi.com/feo
If you can help out or even share around that would be greatly appreciated! ❤️
ko-fi.com/feo
TIL our regional transit system has a bear mascot which is fun but also they made a video where someone had to wear the costume next to a fire while pretending to read, drink, sleep, and even knit FOR AN HOUR and I don't know why this exists but I love that it does
GO Bear Cozy Fireplace Video - 1 HOUR!
YouTube video by GO Transit
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
TIL our regional transit system has a bear mascot which is fun but also they made a video where someone had to wear the costume next to a fire while pretending to read, drink, sleep, and even knit FOR AN HOUR and I don't know why this exists but I love that it does
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
Canada is fun because you can make a last minute Thursday night decision to swing by a random curling club for a couple of beers and accidentally find yourself watching Japan's two-time Olympic medalists
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Canada is fun because you can make a last minute Thursday night decision to swing by a random curling club for a couple of beers and accidentally find yourself watching Japan's two-time Olympic medalists
Let's go curling "clap clap clap-clap-clap"
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Let's go curling "clap clap clap-clap-clap"
It is international raccoon appreciation day so please appreciate your nearest raccoon and your farthest raccoon and every raccoon in between and then also keep doing that the rest of the year because every day is raccoon appreciation day YEAH
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It is international raccoon appreciation day so please appreciate your nearest raccoon and your farthest raccoon and every raccoon in between and then also keep doing that the rest of the year because every day is raccoon appreciation day YEAH
Reposted by Riff
It's #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay
And here, a raccoon appreciating life itself, contemplating the contemplative life.
Appreciate your closest raccoon, your raccoon friends, and the raccoons on your block!
Traditional. Colored pencils
And here, a raccoon appreciating life itself, contemplating the contemplative life.
Appreciate your closest raccoon, your raccoon friends, and the raccoons on your block!
Traditional. Colored pencils
October 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay
And here, a raccoon appreciating life itself, contemplating the contemplative life.
Appreciate your closest raccoon, your raccoon friends, and the raccoons on your block!
Traditional. Colored pencils
And here, a raccoon appreciating life itself, contemplating the contemplative life.
Appreciate your closest raccoon, your raccoon friends, and the raccoons on your block!
Traditional. Colored pencils
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
September 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS
Let's go baseball *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let's go baseball *clap clap clap-clap-clap*