Sasshole
@ridiculoussheri.bsky.social
Just your average adorable, fat, disabled, intersectional feminist cat lady being stupid on the internet. I was funny in 2015.
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Sasshole
@ridiculoussheri.bsky.social
· Feb 6
I do not like them in my mail
I do not like them dark or pale
I do not want them big or small
I do not want dick pics at all
I do not like them dark or pale
I do not want them big or small
I do not want dick pics at all
Sheri was finally living her dream.
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
April 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sheri was finally living her dream.
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it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
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Therapist: You’re pretty good at avoiding reality.
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
March 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Therapist: You’re pretty good at avoiding reality.
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
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I’m definitely the best yodeler, and also the most hated person, in this elevator right now.
February 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m definitely the best yodeler, and also the most hated person, in this elevator right now.
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*me looking at a police lineup*
Ooh number three is cute! Is he single? What? Oh yeah, sorry. Number five. Number five killed my grandpa.
Ooh number three is cute! Is he single? What? Oh yeah, sorry. Number five. Number five killed my grandpa.
January 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*me looking at a police lineup*
Ooh number three is cute! Is he single? What? Oh yeah, sorry. Number five. Number five killed my grandpa.
Ooh number three is cute! Is he single? What? Oh yeah, sorry. Number five. Number five killed my grandpa.
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(On a date)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
(On a date)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
Therapist: You’re pretty good at avoiding reality.
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
March 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Therapist: You’re pretty good at avoiding reality.
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
Me: *blushing* Oh my god, thanks for calling me pretty!
(On a date)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
(On a date)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
Him: So tell me about yourself.
Me: Well, I’m kind of a homebody. I like naps, snacks, and just kind of taking it easy.
Him: Haha okay, so are you secretly a cat?
Me: (slowly starts pushing him off of his chair)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my ability to not pee myself a little bit every time I sneeze the most.
March 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my ability to not pee myself a little bit every time I sneeze the most.
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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to step aside so I can compliment the woman behind him because she is a goddess and women should always support one another.
March 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to step aside so I can compliment the woman behind him because she is a goddess and women should always support one another.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to step aside so I can compliment the woman behind him because she is a goddess and women should always support one another.
March 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to step aside so I can compliment the woman behind him because she is a goddess and women should always support one another.
I apologize for all the times you shared a horrific but somewhat amusing family story and I immediately shared one back making it seem like I was competing with you, but it’s truly just my neurodivergent way of commiserating and also my family is absolutely absurd and I will always win that game.
March 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I apologize for all the times you shared a horrific but somewhat amusing family story and I immediately shared one back making it seem like I was competing with you, but it’s truly just my neurodivergent way of commiserating and also my family is absolutely absurd and I will always win that game.
The only cool part about having chronic depression is that I take the most amazing naps.
March 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The only cool part about having chronic depression is that I take the most amazing naps.
It’s okay if you didn’t go to college, but stop saying you went to “the school of hard knocks” like you clawed your way up from the depths of hell when all you really did was work at RadioShack for 15 years until they closed and now you manage the bedding department at your local JCPenney’s.
March 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It’s okay if you didn’t go to college, but stop saying you went to “the school of hard knocks” like you clawed your way up from the depths of hell when all you really did was work at RadioShack for 15 years until they closed and now you manage the bedding department at your local JCPenney’s.
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*Cookie Monster clicking "accept all cookies" so hard he breaks another mouse*
March 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*Cookie Monster clicking "accept all cookies" so hard he breaks another mouse*
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Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials?
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
February 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials?
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
*sends Get Better Soon card to Trump, not because I care about his well being, but because I wish he were a better person*
February 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*sends Get Better Soon card to Trump, not because I care about his well being, but because I wish he were a better person*
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I always say thank you to Siri because I have manners and also when the machines take over I want them to remember how polite I was to them.
February 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I always say thank you to Siri because I have manners and also when the machines take over I want them to remember how polite I was to them.
Interviewer: Strengths?
Me: Sometimes I make it through a whole cake before crying about the state of our country.
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me: Sometimes it’s pie.
Me: Sometimes I make it through a whole cake before crying about the state of our country.
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me: Sometimes it’s pie.
February 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Interviewer: Strengths?
Me: Sometimes I make it through a whole cake before crying about the state of our country.
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me: Sometimes it’s pie.
Me: Sometimes I make it through a whole cake before crying about the state of our country.
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me: Sometimes it’s pie.
I always say thank you to Siri because I have manners and also when the machines take over I want them to remember how polite I was to them.
February 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I always say thank you to Siri because I have manners and also when the machines take over I want them to remember how polite I was to them.
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Never start dating a man in the winter because you might happily roll into summer just to suddenly find out he wears jean shorts. That’s free advice from someone who’s lived it, good luck out there.
February 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Never start dating a man in the winter because you might happily roll into summer just to suddenly find out he wears jean shorts. That’s free advice from someone who’s lived it, good luck out there.
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Creepy But Kind Of Acceptable Behavior Toward cats, But Not Toward Women: A Guide For Men
-forced snuggling
-kissing them when they’ve said no
-commenting on their body
-saying “you can’t be this cute and expect me to resist you”
-saying “don’t run away, just let me love you”
-forced snuggling
-kissing them when they’ve said no
-commenting on their body
-saying “you can’t be this cute and expect me to resist you”
-saying “don’t run away, just let me love you”
February 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Creepy But Kind Of Acceptable Behavior Toward cats, But Not Toward Women: A Guide For Men
-forced snuggling
-kissing them when they’ve said no
-commenting on their body
-saying “you can’t be this cute and expect me to resist you”
-saying “don’t run away, just let me love you”
-forced snuggling
-kissing them when they’ve said no
-commenting on their body
-saying “you can’t be this cute and expect me to resist you”
-saying “don’t run away, just let me love you”
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If you name your newborn Chaz, he immediately starts playing guitar covers of Sublime songs.
February 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you name your newborn Chaz, he immediately starts playing guitar covers of Sublime songs.