I currently have to think before reaching for this switch. Among other ROM problems

Yeah my right shoulder is pretty fucked right now. Different than normal Starke shoulder. Pretty sure it's a torn rotator cuff so I have to go get the PT and hopefully find out it's just temporarily stupid

Damn

Just like NHL owners after an entire lockout season due to not liking high priced/lengthy contracts, couldn't make it even 3 seasons before dishing out the exact same type of contracts again

I mean, do you guys remember in like 2011 when bitstrips had a lot of people with zero creativity going wild and thinking they had genius stuff out there? Same type of crowd, more or less. Just killing way more penguins.

Bledsoe-Brady lasted a similar amount of time and went 6/10 in super bowls. I guess 2/3 is a higher winning percentage, but...probably less annoying to other fan bases.

The easiest way to get his most loyal southerners to go "wait a minute, this guy might be full of it"

Plus they no longer have Porzingis, Horford, Jrue, or even Kornet. Granted, most of those guys were getting old/broken down, but they had chemistry, too. Lots of turnover this year. Might take a minute to figure out...or they'll end up with a top 5 pick and a fully recovered Tatum in 2026

I always thought of him as more of a stapler

we make fun of the dial-up noises but we lost something when the computers stopped making Computer Noises. you should have to hear your file uploading when you press send. when people use ChatGPT they should have to hear the sound of a lake evaporating

Name 7,483 things that private equity has ever ruined. I'll wait. /s

Wondering if Kael is more of a kyle variant than leafy green variant

It's definitely a two horse race either way. Nobody else really has a chance. The bbq belts on both sides are incredible

We might be getting into "is a hot dog a sandwich or taco" level semantics, but like...shawarma et al is over in D. Hence what I mean about spice preference

Really comes down to your spice preference, and how much you value pizza/pasta. G is basically pizza-free.

Unbelievable fumbling of the bag over the past 19 years.

Cal Raleigh having one of the best baseball seasons ever while people say “oh, the butt guy?” is going to teach men about the dangers of objectification