Congress, do your damn job and get Dementia Donnie under control.

Scientists are saying Asteroid 2024 YR4 has a 3.1% chance of hitting the earth, yet we know where on earth it would hit, within a given arc. Can’t Dementia Donnie save us with his Sharpie? Maybe fElon could knock it off course by hitting it with some of his money.

“BeSt NeGoTiAtOr On ThE pLaNeT.” Throwing a tantrum and refusing to pay for goods and services provided are not negotiation tactics. They are the actions of a child.

Journalists need to inundate him with fact-checking and push for clarification on every lie he tells in press conferences. Push, push, push. Wear him out. Make lying no longer worth the gaslighting for little to no gain. The sooner he can’t take it any more, the better off we will be.

I’m genuinely surprised he didn’t go with the Gulf of American Freedom, sponsored by the Home Depot.

25th Amendment.
Right fucking now.

The country is Colombia.

This is Columbia.

Is the platform they are building in the Capitol for the inauguration meant to keep trump from having to step on the floor where his supporters shit on January 6?

Help me understand why someone would buy a record player for the analog sound of vinyl, but then send the signal digitally to Bluetooth speakers.

It is with a heavy heart that my first Bluesky post is wishing that Jimmy Buffett rest in peace. Save a margarita for me, Jimmy.