Richy Craven
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Richy Craven
@richycraven.bsky.social
Half man, half-wit.

Dublin, Ireland.

I have a book.

https://linktr.ee/richycraven
"Mr. Blofeld asked me to keep you company while you wait, Mr. Bond."

"Oh, I'm sure we can think of a throuple of things to pass the time."
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Working on a manuscript for hours only for it to be shorter is great because it implies you're writing anti-words, nega-words, Wario-words
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My deepest sympathies.

My partner once found me properly sulking and I had to explain that I'd thought of something that would *dramatically* improve the book but would require rewriting 5 chapters.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sometimes my fiancée catches me typing away furiously on things like this and asks if I'm working on my wedding speech.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"I'm Polly, Polly Amorous."

"Really? Well, 'The more the merrier' I always say."
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reposted by Richy Craven
A decent argument against the 7 year Irish Presidential terms is that two terms is enough time for people to become emotionally attached to the President's pets and be devastated nationally when they pass away.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
She seems confused by Rio's reaction to her.

Like, she'll sit on next door's shed and watch, bemused, as Rio loses her fucking mind.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Poor ol' Misneach has had the entirety of the Áras and the Phoenix Park to run about all his life and now he's going to have to deal with a normal house.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM