Richy Craven
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"Mr. Blofeld asked me to keep you company while you wait, Mr. Bond."
"Oh, I'm sure we can think of a throuple of things to pass the time."
"Oh, I'm sure we can think of a throuple of things to pass the time."
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Mr. Blofeld asked me to keep you company while you wait, Mr. Bond."
"Oh, I'm sure we can think of a throuple of things to pass the time."
"Oh, I'm sure we can think of a throuple of things to pass the time."
Working on a manuscript for hours only for it to be shorter is great because it implies you're writing anti-words, nega-words, Wario-words
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Working on a manuscript for hours only for it to be shorter is great because it implies you're writing anti-words, nega-words, Wario-words
My deepest sympathies.
My partner once found me properly sulking and I had to explain that I'd thought of something that would *dramatically* improve the book but would require rewriting 5 chapters.
My partner once found me properly sulking and I had to explain that I'd thought of something that would *dramatically* improve the book but would require rewriting 5 chapters.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My deepest sympathies.
My partner once found me properly sulking and I had to explain that I'd thought of something that would *dramatically* improve the book but would require rewriting 5 chapters.
My partner once found me properly sulking and I had to explain that I'd thought of something that would *dramatically* improve the book but would require rewriting 5 chapters.
Sometimes my fiancée catches me typing away furiously on things like this and asks if I'm working on my wedding speech.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Sometimes my fiancée catches me typing away furiously on things like this and asks if I'm working on my wedding speech.
"I'm Polly, Polly Amorous."
"Really? Well, 'The more the merrier' I always say."
"Really? Well, 'The more the merrier' I always say."
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"I'm Polly, Polly Amorous."
"Really? Well, 'The more the merrier' I always say."
"Really? Well, 'The more the merrier' I always say."
Reposted by Richy Craven
A decent argument against the 7 year Irish Presidential terms is that two terms is enough time for people to become emotionally attached to the President's pets and be devastated nationally when they pass away.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A decent argument against the 7 year Irish Presidential terms is that two terms is enough time for people to become emotionally attached to the President's pets and be devastated nationally when they pass away.
She seems confused by Rio's reaction to her.
Like, she'll sit on next door's shed and watch, bemused, as Rio loses her fucking mind.
Like, she'll sit on next door's shed and watch, bemused, as Rio loses her fucking mind.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
She seems confused by Rio's reaction to her.
Like, she'll sit on next door's shed and watch, bemused, as Rio loses her fucking mind.
Like, she'll sit on next door's shed and watch, bemused, as Rio loses her fucking mind.
Poor ol' Misneach has had the entirety of the Áras and the Phoenix Park to run about all his life and now he's going to have to deal with a normal house.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Poor ol' Misneach has had the entirety of the Áras and the Phoenix Park to run about all his life and now he's going to have to deal with a normal house.