Richy Craven
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Richy Craven
@richycraven.bsky.social
Half man, half-wit.

Dublin, Ireland.

I have a book.

https://linktr.ee/richycraven
Michael D. Higgins was this image's Wario
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sitting on the couch beside her like:
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
When we started saving for the wedding, instead of creating a new Revolut vault, we just renamed one that we had set up to save for the World Cup but we never changed the picture so our wedding vault says "Wedding 💍🥂❣️" with a picture of Andrew Porter.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel like this post.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"No, Richy. Tell me more about how difficult it is for you to multi-task."
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
No, Rio. You have a nice little sleep there. I bet you had a rough Monday.
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really want one but there is a genuine fear that I would look like Alan Partridge in Nomad wearing one
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Imagine being such a family of melts that a national paper issues a guide to dealing with you where the advice is similar to that of if you encounter a bear while hiking.
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Wait until they hear about this sick sonofabitch
October 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Does anyone else remember reading Of Mice and Men in school and then gradually going to yourself "Is *this* what that Looney Tunes abominable snowman cartoon I watched as a child was referencing?"
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We went clay pigeon shooting as part of my stag on Sat and I don't think I could currently feel worse off if I'd accidentally walked in front of the one of the shotguns as it went off
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dog
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Seeing a lot of perfect Simpsons moments posts.
This is my favorite.
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"If I were president, I'd abolish the triple lock and increase military spending" by Jim Gavin, aged 54.
October 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Have we considered that Trump is building a new ballroom so that he has somewhere to store his illegally retained, confidential files?
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
October 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Solid work everybody
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
How an email sent at 4.59pm.on a Friday finds me.
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There's a fantasy book coming out where the vampire characters are called "Cravens" and the publisher is doing a colab with Hellman's for a garlic mayo that I'm finding hard not to take personally, given my last name.
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Celia Imrie during that Well task. #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not calling the HH campaign anemic but it's starting to feel like:
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
October 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"Magneto was right".
When are we going to talk about how Magneto was ripped?
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM