Richard Massara
@richmassara.bsky.social
Loves pizza. Hates racism.
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If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention
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Why did I make this
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why did I make this
Yesterday I was woken up at 5am because of a loud piercing beeping that turned out to be my carbon monoxide alarm
Googled “signs of carbon monoxide poisoning” which turned out to include tiredness and a headache
Googled “signs of carbon monoxide poisoning” which turned out to include tiredness and a headache
March 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Yesterday I was woken up at 5am because of a loud piercing beeping that turned out to be my carbon monoxide alarm
Googled “signs of carbon monoxide poisoning” which turned out to include tiredness and a headache
Googled “signs of carbon monoxide poisoning” which turned out to include tiredness and a headache
Chiefs defence heading to the sideline #superbowl
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Chiefs defence heading to the sideline #superbowl
“Over the next four years Tesla stocks will go ziss Heil!”
January 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
“Over the next four years Tesla stocks will go ziss Heil!”
Yesterday my car insurance emailed me to say that I should expect a refund due to being over charged
A few hours later they emailed me saying the previous email had been sent by mistake
Sadly after a four hour phone call this morning it appears that “no take backsies” is not a valid legal argument
A few hours later they emailed me saying the previous email had been sent by mistake
Sadly after a four hour phone call this morning it appears that “no take backsies” is not a valid legal argument
January 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Yesterday my car insurance emailed me to say that I should expect a refund due to being over charged
A few hours later they emailed me saying the previous email had been sent by mistake
Sadly after a four hour phone call this morning it appears that “no take backsies” is not a valid legal argument
A few hours later they emailed me saying the previous email had been sent by mistake
Sadly after a four hour phone call this morning it appears that “no take backsies” is not a valid legal argument
Somewhere there is an employee of the Raymond Briggs estate with my exact sense of humour dying laughing that they got away with this one
January 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Somewhere there is an employee of the Raymond Briggs estate with my exact sense of humour dying laughing that they got away with this one
Starting 2025 off right: eating an egg and bacon McMuffin in my car while smoking a cig and drinking cheap coffee before my shift starts
January 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Starting 2025 off right: eating an egg and bacon McMuffin in my car while smoking a cig and drinking cheap coffee before my shift starts
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Every Videogame From 1954. Happy Holidays!
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Every Videogame From 1954. Happy Holidays!
I mean to be fair to Donald Trump. He does have a history of beating women
November 6, 2024 at 8:45 AM
I mean to be fair to Donald Trump. He does have a history of beating women
Mannequin Skywalker
August 12, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Mannequin Skywalker
He was a fellow of infinite jest…
October 28, 2023 at 7:25 PM
He was a fellow of infinite jest…
Me in my car every morning debating my need for money to survive vs my desire not to go to work
October 12, 2023 at 8:34 AM
Me in my car every morning debating my need for money to survive vs my desire not to go to work