Playing to his average again. What a dope. And this was the player they have VC to? That’s why I question Bazball

They were duly tutted at and we gave them disapproving looks. But not our Ronnie. He should be above that.

Wait until they move the World Snooker Champs to Riyadh and roll out Ronnie and Barry Hearn. It’ll be a bloody travesty.

Just wish Ronnie would pack it in with the “snooker prize money isn’t enough so I’m going to play in China/Saudi” stuff. That’s the stuff which will ultimately force it off terrestrial.

The thing is, There Will Be Blood is so obviously one of, if not the greatest film of the 21st century. And it’s because of Dano. But Tarantino is just a quote machine now.

Well done to Barry

Oh they’re gonna move to Dubai? Fine. Off you go.

And their free mobile phones and unlimited NHS dentist appointments.

What is she funny or something?

Nanny magnet. Cardigan lifter. Clinton Baptiste has a great line in these names