Richard Jones
@richeroo.bsky.social
Confused, intrigued, and distracted
They are little shits. Mine did a grass sick and scratched it's own eyes out when I got out of the shower. Glad I had him neutered.
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They are little shits. Mine did a grass sick and scratched it's own eyes out when I got out of the shower. Glad I had him neutered.
Sleep and I have a dysfunctional relationship, so I think about it a lot. Can't remember who, but someone noted how you have to pretend to be asleep to go to sleep, which underlines how ridiculous it is
February 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sleep and I have a dysfunctional relationship, so I think about it a lot. Can't remember who, but someone noted how you have to pretend to be asleep to go to sleep, which underlines how ridiculous it is
As sorry as I feel for the Swan, I can't help but be impressed by the balls on your local dealers. The ones opposite me just try to sell me meat at 1am. Stealing a swan is far more villainy.
February 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
As sorry as I feel for the Swan, I can't help but be impressed by the balls on your local dealers. The ones opposite me just try to sell me meat at 1am. Stealing a swan is far more villainy.
That's a standard work tuesday. Worryingly, I'm off this week but still feel it!
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That's a standard work tuesday. Worryingly, I'm off this week but still feel it!
Jeez, it's like a rorschach test! I can see a nun patting little Charlie Brown like a good boy. Grab the ointment
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Jeez, it's like a rorschach test! I can see a nun patting little Charlie Brown like a good boy. Grab the ointment
AI minge sounds like someone who writes books about ducks
January 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
AI minge sounds like someone who writes books about ducks
Don't know what you do, but I aspire to get some work trips like yours. Mine are far more mundane and in far shabbier locations. *Folds arms and huffs.
January 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Don't know what you do, but I aspire to get some work trips like yours. Mine are far more mundane and in far shabbier locations. *Folds arms and huffs.
Not jealous ( he said, extremely jealousy )
January 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Not jealous ( he said, extremely jealousy )
Maddening. Or pulling out in front of you, then driving like a vicar. Arseholes.
January 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maddening. Or pulling out in front of you, then driving like a vicar. Arseholes.
And taken without any cube shaped assistance. Feels good. Hoofing that inconsistent crutch out of the window tomorrow
January 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And taken without any cube shaped assistance. Feels good. Hoofing that inconsistent crutch out of the window tomorrow
A dice with yes or no, and one maybe, on each face. Useful for those difficult decisions!
January 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A dice with yes or no, and one maybe, on each face. Useful for those difficult decisions!
Wires, coffee cup, wires, illegible scribbles on paper, wires, unread post its, wires and a yes/no dice
January 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wires, coffee cup, wires, illegible scribbles on paper, wires, unread post its, wires and a yes/no dice
Don't know what the book is, but if you're lucky they've done a film adaptation. Go to imdb and read some user reviews, you're sure to get some shitty and nonsensical critiques there #helpingbynothelping
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Don't know what the book is, but if you're lucky they've done a film adaptation. Go to imdb and read some user reviews, you're sure to get some shitty and nonsensical critiques there #helpingbynothelping
Add a bag for life and that's exactly how I look going to the co-op for mangetout and a choux bun
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Add a bag for life and that's exactly how I look going to the co-op for mangetout and a choux bun
Is that from W.H. Auden and his 'why can't the council keep a proper schedule' period?
January 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Is that from W.H. Auden and his 'why can't the council keep a proper schedule' period?
Flamenco related injuries are both underestimated and under reported. In fact, the shouting of 'olè!' is a contraction of the original 'oh, leave it out you shitter', which was traditionally used following such incidents.
January 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Flamenco related injuries are both underestimated and under reported. In fact, the shouting of 'olè!' is a contraction of the original 'oh, leave it out you shitter', which was traditionally used following such incidents.
*throws corned beef sandwiches in the bin and turns scowl up to 12
January 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*throws corned beef sandwiches in the bin and turns scowl up to 12