Pepto Bismol. What on earth where you thinking??

Ah yes, the occasional Saturday ritual of getting two tyres and leaving with a list saying that your perfectly functioning car is vitually clapped out. No, the pads are not to metal and, as you've taken all 4 wheels off for some reason, I can see for myself that the discs are not scored. But thanks!

Nothing ages you more than watching the Hootenanny. It's a sad realisation when you check the mirror and see that it's not just the popstars of your youth that have lost their shine. Still, up and at 'em! Happy New Year

What has it taken me nearly 25 years to discover The Books? Massive failure on my behalf. Fill my ears!!

This Christmas has been bought to you by the words Gluttony and Antacid

Do you have to get laughs by the barrel, or are they available in any other format? And what about bundles of fun? I might just want a sachet.