You were a feverish pirate. Now you’re an eminently available and infinitely substitutable head.

If you ate the 500 pounds now you could make mortality approach much much faster.

Appreciate your conviction, Andy. But if we delete every app that’s in some way complicit with what’s happening to this country, it will be a long and even more disorienting four years. For my part, I’m keeping Google Maps, because I might need to make my way to the border.

Real job, but could not have been full-time, right? I mean, how fast can they keep making new pig scrota and the new pigs attached to them?

Or, you know, it won’t be forgotten, and will be revived in a month. Or six months. Or a year. But it’s not what’s happening RIGHT NOW.

Please focus on that. Please get smarter. Please.

All true, but you’d think lawyers would know something about limiting what a witness can say! Especially when you have only 5 minutes, and you KNOW their main line of defense will be time-wasting. These guys act like they have never deposed anyone and have zero litigation experience.

This speech is honestly sickening.

A tweet I saw: “ChatGPT has become the first AI to lose its job to AI.”