Literally snorted at this post. I can hear Haley Campbell's eyes rolling across the Internet

Slightly disappointed that the parish notice wasn't about when the home-baking table top sale was or that there is a fundraiser to fix the Church roof

I think the Beeb have already given it a series commission. Now I write it I'm doubting myself. Maybe I dreamt it.

So what you are saying is apart from a bit of work that's your work done for the year.

Lewis Carroll gave us both the word ‘portmanteau’ for these mashups and some of the best examples (chortle = chuckle + snort). But he wasn’t the first. Thomas Chaloner tried his luck with ‘foolosopher’ in 1549.

Since the 90s the % of UPFs in diets worldwide has grown & now account for more than half of the calorie intake in the USA & Britain ..Numerous studies show people who consume high UPF diets tend to have more health problems, incl. obesity, type-2 diabetes, cardiovascular disease & various cancers

How do they plan to enforce it?