Today is my ten year anniversary of being blocked by George Galloway on Twitter. I mocked him for losing in the 2015 election and as we all know he's the most thin skinned cranks around.

I put my midlife crisis car on a dyno road this weekend to measure its torque and HP. To my astonishment it has only lost four horses since it left the factory 44 years ago. Who says these cars are badly made?

I've often felt there aren't enough cat photos on Bluesky so here's a picture of my cat wondering how she can get to the cottage pie qithout anyone noticing.

Wishing a happy Lunar New Year's Eve to all my Bluesky friends. My French-Vietnamese wife always puts out food and tea to invite our ancestors into our home. Deapite being a white, uncultured Brit, this is a tradition I like to get behind.

Averaged over 18K steps per day over this last week and I'm only in the top 2%. What do I need to do to get into the top 1%?

It's a fine site seeing Port Vale at the top of the table. And our next match is home to Crewe so an opportunity to extend our lead. Is it OK for me to feel this positive and optimistic?

1,000 Wordle games played. And I'm still annoyed that I didn't get "Baker" when it was the word a few months ago.

First barbecue of the year