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Dante
@rhymeswithpicante.bsky.social
Musician, artist, Air Force Vet, sarcaster, and teller of bad jokes....really bad
How the pedalboard looks.....wait 10 minutes, it'll change
#guitareffects #effects #effectpedals #pedalboard #ADA #Tubeamp #modeler #Ampero
July 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
February 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Had some trouble recording with Garageband yesterday. Turns out, the problem was in the app itself, had to reset all the prefs with Terminal to get it to work. Process in the comments below #garageband #musicrecording #applegarageband #recording #tracks
February 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
February 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I didn't lose anything when Paradise burned....except some childhood photos (remember the Camp fire of 2018?)

My whole family lost their homes, pets died, it was terrible.

So, why does reading about a benefit concert for fire victims with an oceanfront view feel like a kick in the stomach?
February 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
So.....now that I have a rig that works without an amp....what do I do with the FOUR amps I have? #guitareffects #guitargear #pedalboards #modelers #AmperoStage #GuitarModelers #multieffects #whatgrindsmygear
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Can't fix stupid, but you can get it to buy a red hat, gold shoes and a bible signed by the devil
Not sure the people who I think need to get this, will actually “get” this. Though will freely admit I haven’t been getting why so many are buying what’s being sold to them from the start.
#MerchBesmirched
January 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
January 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
January 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I choose the Mike Portnoy drum part...preferably the spontaneous 'throw everything at the fan & see what sticks' version

youtu.be/cHl_gsd0OR0?...
Mike Portnoy Hears Taylor Swift For The First Time
YouTube video by Drumeo
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A drunk guy wakes up in jail & asks a cop why he's there

Cop: for drinking

Drunk: Great! When do we start?
January 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Is it still hurricane season?

If so, I'm gonna ask Gov. Newsome to send a couple tornadoes to Mara Lago (since he controls weather)

Hint....Aim for the golf course
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ha!
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There's a lesson here
January 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Autocorrect is my enema
January 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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"Masculine Energy"
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM