Coin Battle
'Money Idol Exchanger'
PlayStation

Spyro and Sparx from the Japanese manual
'Spyro The Dragon'
PlayStation

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am.

white boy stuns waiter by ordering in flawless simlish

going into the criterion closet and pulling out a random dvd:
"ah yes, kung fu hustle. stephen chow. essential film. if you haven't seen this, you have not seen god."

Someone walked into my office while I was listening to lady raven and I may have been quietly singing along

Chris Remo writing "And if you're wondering where's my ass been
It's been cavorting amongst the aspens"

"These guys aren't just a bunch of goofballs, they know there's plenty of suffering in the world...but they tell me that there's this all pervading happiness underneath everything and the more time I spend with them, the more I believe it."
youtu.be/oiaWFi70HP4?...

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the wet to the floor

saw someone online describing The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson as "a total snooze fest" and I blacked out and woke up covered in blood

*ff tactics guy dying voice* aaaagh