Supremely well deserved. Congratulations Geoff.

Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago at Gospel Oak. For reasons unknown to everyone including me I shouted "fuck OFF", which he duly did, dropping my phone in the process.

Morning Emily. Ryan here at The Jeremy Vine Show at BBC Radio 2. Please might I run something past you in DM asap?

#addmepleasechef

Not sure I will ever get over how brilliant and well deserved this is.

Apologies. Thought I was posting on twitter there for a moment.

I like dogs too.

Disgusting. You’ve pretty much said you hate cats.

Perhaps you might like to EDUCATE YOURSELF on the plight of street cats.
You are complicit in their MURDER.

You make me SICK. I just can’t believe you think it’s ok to butcher a cat.

You’ll get what’s coming to you.

Anyway, tell me about you.

And a highlight of a holiday was using this rather minimalist changing room.

I was once interviewed in Attitude magazine where I was every inch as cool and alternative as my fellow interviewees.

I non-ironically love Gladiators. I’m the one in the middle.

I spent a great afternoon in Dildo.

The north coast of Northern Ireland, where I’m from, is the most beautiful place in the world. Do not @ me.

I was once in the Daily Mail under a headline about Margaret Thatcher being a lesbian.

I bake like your nan.

Although Anne Robinson and I are also on very good terms.