Can anyone spot the moment I said ‘PET’ in Jeremy’s ear?

Talking on the show about bands you saw before they went big, so dragged this out.

Everyone was chanting for them to play Yellow, cos that was the only song anyone had heard of. Chris Martin said they couldn’t play it yet, or everyone would just leave when it finished.

Made a Mars bar cheesecake which will shortly be going in my face 🍽️

I have unfortunately discovered these exist and I’m afraid that’s it. Game over.

Good morning London 👋🏻

Long week but it’s Friday, apple pie is baked and custard is on the hob.

Happy weekend!

#addmepleasechef 🍽️

And a highlight of a holiday was using this rather minimalist changing room.

I was once interviewed in Attitude magazine where I was every inch as cool and alternative as my fellow interviewees.

I non-ironically love Gladiators. I’m the one in the middle.

I spent a great afternoon in Dildo.

The north coast of Northern Ireland, where I’m from, is the most beautiful place in the world. Do not @ me.

I was once in the Daily Mail under a headline about Margaret Thatcher being a lesbian.

I bake like your nan.

Although Anne Robinson and I are also on very good terms.

Hello Bluesky 👋🏻

I thought maybe I should tell you a few things about me by way of introduction.

In many ways the most important thing is that I’ve met Hacker T Dog.