David St Bernard
@rhombusman.bsky.social
Probably thinking about a math puzzle or how I'm gonna be late again.
For anyone playing "Grab the Mic" this season, "Semi-Charmed Life" is almost a cheat code.
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
For anyone playing "Grab the Mic" this season, "Semi-Charmed Life" is almost a cheat code.
"Everything You Know Is Wrong" was Weird Al writing a weird AI song way before its time
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Everything You Know Is Wrong" was Weird Al writing a weird AI song way before its time
"Everything You Know Is Wrong" was Weird Al writing a weird AI song way before its time
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"Everything You Know Is Wrong" was Weird Al writing a weird AI song way before its time
I'm too worked up to do anything productive now. Clement's my favourite, and I hope he keeps doing what he's doing. Go Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'm too worked up to do anything productive now. Clement's my favourite, and I hope he keeps doing what he's doing. Go Jays
Idea: a prim and proper character who's often shown ironing his socks.
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Idea: a prim and proper character who's often shown ironing his socks.
I'm so sleepy. How am I going to get through a World Series?
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm so sleepy. How am I going to get through a World Series?
Anyone else feel like the musicians on the Titanic?
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Anyone else feel like the musicians on the Titanic?
I've started a note called Regrets where I jot down reoccurring painful memories. Not paragraphs. Just like "Snored loudly in class" or "Served up wrong slides to my boss". It's all about getting them out of my head, where I crucify myself with the shame, and getting them anywhere else.
July 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I've started a note called Regrets where I jot down reoccurring painful memories. Not paragraphs. Just like "Snored loudly in class" or "Served up wrong slides to my boss". It's all about getting them out of my head, where I crucify myself with the shame, and getting them anywhere else.
This is how you do it.
April 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is how you do it.
Is there a name for the fear of being hate-retweeted for a joke taken out of context?
January 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is there a name for the fear of being hate-retweeted for a joke taken out of context?
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Was it a coincidence that BlueSky went public two days ago, and today I'm having trouble logging into Twitter?
February 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Was it a coincidence that BlueSky went public two days ago, and today I'm having trouble logging into Twitter?
Reposted by David St Bernard
when did the borg stop requiring invite codes
February 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM
when did the borg stop requiring invite codes
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Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
February 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
Great second half and OT for the Raptors. Love seeing a 4th quarter Scottie
November 5, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Great second half and OT for the Raptors. Love seeing a 4th quarter Scottie
Halloween and Christmas were always meant to be together. Why else would OCT 31 = DEC 25? Coincidence??
October 31, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Halloween and Christmas were always meant to be together. Why else would OCT 31 = DEC 25? Coincidence??
Yes, it's both, but is The Nightmare Before Christmas more a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?
October 29, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Yes, it's both, but is The Nightmare Before Christmas more a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?
Here's to the staff who help you squeeze out the most from loyalty points and discounts.
October 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Here's to the staff who help you squeeze out the most from loyalty points and discounts.
Friends and I were thinking about songs and lyrics. Could anyone recommend a non-English song that just sounds amazing, that you don't need to know the meaning behind the tune?
October 22, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Friends and I were thinking about songs and lyrics. Could anyone recommend a non-English song that just sounds amazing, that you don't need to know the meaning behind the tune?
🎼I don't wanna work
I want work to be over
I want to go home now
And go to sleep 🎶
I want work to be over
I want to go home now
And go to sleep 🎶
October 20, 2023 at 3:24 PM
🎼I don't wanna work
I want work to be over
I want to go home now
And go to sleep 🎶
I want work to be over
I want to go home now
And go to sleep 🎶
Sure enough, I tried to build a Machine Learning algorithm to help me with my hockey pool draft. To train the model, it would probably have to run more times than there are grains of sand in the world..
October 12, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Sure enough, I tried to build a Machine Learning algorithm to help me with my hockey pool draft. To train the model, it would probably have to run more times than there are grains of sand in the world..
Tis the season where my keys play hide and seek in my jacket and sweater pockets...
September 20, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Tis the season where my keys play hide and seek in my jacket and sweater pockets...
Surely there are #raptors fans on this app. #nba
September 19, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Surely there are #raptors fans on this app. #nba
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