Rhoda Haque
@rhodahaque.bsky.social
Cyber botanist. I kid you not, he turns himself into a cockroach - funniest shit I've ever seen.
I have had hard copies of music on my phone for years because streaming services have always been dog shit (you own nothing). The artwork I've chosen for the demo of Abbey Road is pretty haunting now that I look at it. I don't even like The Beatles that much.
July 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I have had hard copies of music on my phone for years because streaming services have always been dog shit (you own nothing). The artwork I've chosen for the demo of Abbey Road is pretty haunting now that I look at it. I don't even like The Beatles that much.
Had a dream last night that a new Dril had taken over and their profile photo was this one of Megan Amram but with the motion blur like the infamous Jack Nicholson and their viral joke was their household budget for dog poo bags was £600 but couldn't afford indoor plumbing.
June 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Had a dream last night that a new Dril had taken over and their profile photo was this one of Megan Amram but with the motion blur like the infamous Jack Nicholson and their viral joke was their household budget for dog poo bags was £600 but couldn't afford indoor plumbing.
They should put the original PS2 box/packaging in a museum so that it can be admired for generations. It's actually so beautiful I can't stand to look at it for too long.
May 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They should put the original PS2 box/packaging in a museum so that it can be admired for generations. It's actually so beautiful I can't stand to look at it for too long.
I didn't think his appearance at Wrestlemania would be all that risky but it goes to show anything can happen in the WWE.
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I didn't think his appearance at Wrestlemania would be all that risky but it goes to show anything can happen in the WWE.
Don't mind me, just getting up in the middle of the night (9PM) for my second allocated turd evacuation session.
April 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Don't mind me, just getting up in the middle of the night (9PM) for my second allocated turd evacuation session.
Drinking my tea, looking out of the window and a bloody big bee on the other side of the glass eyeballed me.
March 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Drinking my tea, looking out of the window and a bloody big bee on the other side of the glass eyeballed me.
It's only February but this is probably the understatement of the year.
February 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's only February but this is probably the understatement of the year.
You're eight years old, your grandmother's looking after you but she's poorly. She's taken just too much pain relief and has put this in the VHS player before she settles down for a four hour long nap.
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You're eight years old, your grandmother's looking after you but she's poorly. She's taken just too much pain relief and has put this in the VHS player before she settles down for a four hour long nap.
Hard Rock Café shirts. You don't see them much anymore.
February 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hard Rock Café shirts. You don't see them much anymore.
Got stoned and paid £3.50 for a Chocolate Orange at a petrol station.
February 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Got stoned and paid £3.50 for a Chocolate Orange at a petrol station.
How long would a box set of Coronation Street be if we consider the format to be the classic so-called "FRIENDS" release? Not sure how you would divide Coronation Street up, maybe arcs instead of seasons or traditional series. Still, curious.
February 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
How long would a box set of Coronation Street be if we consider the format to be the classic so-called "FRIENDS" release? Not sure how you would divide Coronation Street up, maybe arcs instead of seasons or traditional series. Still, curious.
The ghost of Christmas past visiting you in a Wetherspoons toilet.
January 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The ghost of Christmas past visiting you in a Wetherspoons toilet.
Going back in time to interfere with The Rock's "I Quit" match against Mankind, with disastrous consequences.
January 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Going back in time to interfere with The Rock's "I Quit" match against Mankind, with disastrous consequences.
Feels like years since I received an honest ashes to ankles scam email. I'm almost tempted to reply just saying "thank you".
December 14, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Feels like years since I received an honest ashes to ankles scam email. I'm almost tempted to reply just saying "thank you".
Love Hannibal's plane treat box and his little cunty wine glass. I know it's supposed to be brains but apart from the figs that shit looks proper scran.
November 16, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Love Hannibal's plane treat box and his little cunty wine glass. I know it's supposed to be brains but apart from the figs that shit looks proper scran.
Free my man Untaequzziorus.
October 5, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Free my man Untaequzziorus.
Found the will to go through my dad's stuff since he died. In his bedroom I found his porn collection and a chef hat.
October 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Found the will to go through my dad's stuff since he died. In his bedroom I found his porn collection and a chef hat.
Genuinely baffled at attempts like this, but equally baffled at the implication anybody uses McAfee and indeed gives two knobs of goat shit if it expires.
October 3, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Genuinely baffled at attempts like this, but equally baffled at the implication anybody uses McAfee and indeed gives two knobs of goat shit if it expires.
Me enabling tile inspector on OpenRCT2 and accidentally turning my rollercoaster support structure into brown umbrellas.
September 5, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Me enabling tile inspector on OpenRCT2 and accidentally turning my rollercoaster support structure into brown umbrellas.
I'm sorry, how long have these been a thing?
August 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I'm sorry, how long have these been a thing?
"I like baked beans."
August 14, 2024 at 11:54 AM
"I like baked beans."
Hats off to the security guard but I hate that this shot and its soft, beckoning background reminds me of the "the worst person you know just made an excellent point" meme.
August 12, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Hats off to the security guard but I hate that this shot and its soft, beckoning background reminds me of the "the worst person you know just made an excellent point" meme.
I'm not one to disparage anybody's living arrangements, but I've just seen these two sofas for sale on Facebook market place and I don't rate much of their living room.
August 9, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I'm not one to disparage anybody's living arrangements, but I've just seen these two sofas for sale on Facebook market place and I don't rate much of their living room.
This Southern Comfort advert aired in the UK single handedly got me into hard drinking, but it didn't however lead me into tanning, thus saving me a diagnosis of melanoma further down the road.
August 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
This Southern Comfort advert aired in the UK single handedly got me into hard drinking, but it didn't however lead me into tanning, thus saving me a diagnosis of melanoma further down the road.