Rhoda Haque
@rhodahaque.bsky.social
Cyber botanist. I kid you not, he turns himself into a cockroach - funniest shit I've ever seen.
There's no way aliens look like that. Come on, man.
September 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
There's no way aliens look like that. Come on, man.
Nick Cave is a loser.
July 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Nick Cave is a loser.
Must be hard for that one dude that only went to Epstein Island for the buffet and the bouncy castle.
July 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Must be hard for that one dude that only went to Epstein Island for the buffet and the bouncy castle.
Never got my head around people learning languages by watching foreign TV shows. I watched MasterChef in Germany for 45 minutes and all I got was "souffle", and that's French.
July 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Never got my head around people learning languages by watching foreign TV shows. I watched MasterChef in Germany for 45 minutes and all I got was "souffle", and that's French.
I have had hard copies of music on my phone for years because streaming services have always been dog shit (you own nothing). The artwork I've chosen for the demo of Abbey Road is pretty haunting now that I look at it. I don't even like The Beatles that much.
July 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I have had hard copies of music on my phone for years because streaming services have always been dog shit (you own nothing). The artwork I've chosen for the demo of Abbey Road is pretty haunting now that I look at it. I don't even like The Beatles that much.
Fucked up that one of the only places to buy sliced pizza to eat on the go is Gregg's, and it's only halfway decent for the first 45 seconds after it comes out of the oven.
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fucked up that one of the only places to buy sliced pizza to eat on the go is Gregg's, and it's only halfway decent for the first 45 seconds after it comes out of the oven.
I wasn't far off to be fair.
Sleep uneasy Hulk Hogan, you bitch.
July 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I wasn't far off to be fair.
I can tell Ric Flair is who he is online because every word is capitalised. The rest of you I can't be sure.
July 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I can tell Ric Flair is who he is online because every word is capitalised. The rest of you I can't be sure.
Looking for a shop online that sells old cast and crew/staff T-shirts so I can buy some and feel like I was a part of something.
July 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Looking for a shop online that sells old cast and crew/staff T-shirts so I can buy some and feel like I was a part of something.
There is an itch that you get every three or four years and the only satiation is a lasagne from a takeaway. I'm due one soon.
July 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
There is an itch that you get every three or four years and the only satiation is a lasagne from a takeaway. I'm due one soon.
Sick of the hoops you have to jump through to do almost anything online. Prove this, verify that, can't do that without a log in. I miss when the internet was confusing and hard to use. All I want to do is post dumb jokes that make people angry or confused. Fuck it.
July 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Sick of the hoops you have to jump through to do almost anything online. Prove this, verify that, can't do that without a log in. I miss when the internet was confusing and hard to use. All I want to do is post dumb jokes that make people angry or confused. Fuck it.
I'm going to cut Tiny Chef into ribbons.
July 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm going to cut Tiny Chef into ribbons.
RIP dad, you would have loved mildly racist Rod Stewart.
June 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
RIP dad, you would have loved mildly racist Rod Stewart.
They can train it all they want, but if you're learning about the Holocaust from a social media's AI assistant you're probably the reason everybody changes the subject when you walk into a room as it is.
June 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They can train it all they want, but if you're learning about the Holocaust from a social media's AI assistant you're probably the reason everybody changes the subject when you walk into a room as it is.
You hear less about skin-on fries more and more these days, but you hear even less about their slower cousin, the elusive skin-on mash.
June 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You hear less about skin-on fries more and more these days, but you hear even less about their slower cousin, the elusive skin-on mash.
Tried to play the original Zelda game from 1986 on my phone's emulator but it was too hard for me so I gave up.
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tried to play the original Zelda game from 1986 on my phone's emulator but it was too hard for me so I gave up.
The shoes I ordered online have been delayed and this is bad news for me; the man who has one pair of shoes for limited occasions. My "everyday" Vans half cabs are now so worn that I could stand on a piece of gum on the pavement and tell you what flavour it was.
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The shoes I ordered online have been delayed and this is bad news for me; the man who has one pair of shoes for limited occasions. My "everyday" Vans half cabs are now so worn that I could stand on a piece of gum on the pavement and tell you what flavour it was.
Suddenly sad that Batman would probably beat me up for piracy and my mild drug use.
June 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Suddenly sad that Batman would probably beat me up for piracy and my mild drug use.
Sleep uneasy Hulk Hogan, you bitch.
June 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sleep uneasy Hulk Hogan, you bitch.
Watching a Steve Irwin deadliest lizard encounter compilation and listening to 808 State's "Utd. State 90" LP at the same time. They don't sync up in a spectacular fashion or anything, I'm just having a good time.
June 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Watching a Steve Irwin deadliest lizard encounter compilation and listening to 808 State's "Utd. State 90" LP at the same time. They don't sync up in a spectacular fashion or anything, I'm just having a good time.
Had a cup of decaf tea last night but psychosomatically convinced myself it was normal tea and thus slept crap.
June 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Had a cup of decaf tea last night but psychosomatically convinced myself it was normal tea and thus slept crap.
Bought the debut albums from both Cream and The Jam at a charity shop today. Great prices but as a British man I don't know which one to put on first.
June 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Bought the debut albums from both Cream and The Jam at a charity shop today. Great prices but as a British man I don't know which one to put on first.
Starting to think Tom Cruise might be one of the more normal ones in Hollywood, which is sort of like kicking the limbo bar under the table after you've knocked it off so nobody else has to do it.
June 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Starting to think Tom Cruise might be one of the more normal ones in Hollywood, which is sort of like kicking the limbo bar under the table after you've knocked it off so nobody else has to do it.
With each passing year the more I'm surprised it isn't revealed in the news that WHSmith is run by Nuneaton's version of the Sicilian mafia. A can of Barr's shandy and a copy of Gardener's World should not cost £10.
June 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
With each passing year the more I'm surprised it isn't revealed in the news that WHSmith is run by Nuneaton's version of the Sicilian mafia. A can of Barr's shandy and a copy of Gardener's World should not cost £10.
Tonky Honk's prostrater skamtebord.
June 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Tonky Honk's prostrater skamtebord.