Rho🔜DenFur
@rhobold.bsky.social
Just a little guy filled with chaos | 20 | 🏳️🌈 | he/him | fluffy kobold | CU Boulder Astrophysics '27 | pfp: @babanasaur.bsky.social | banner: @balloflint.bsky.social
life is short
rage bait your kobold
rage bait your kobold
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
life is short
rage bait your kobold
rage bait your kobold
kobold who just sighed really loudly bc they're tired (they've been lying in bed all day)
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
kobold who just sighed really loudly bc they're tired (they've been lying in bed all day)
⚠️WARNING⚠️
The kobold has breached containment.
Evacuate immediately. If you come into contact with the kobold please alert the authorities and under no circumstances should you interact with it.
The kobold has breached containment.
Evacuate immediately. If you come into contact with the kobold please alert the authorities and under no circumstances should you interact with it.
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
⚠️WARNING⚠️
The kobold has breached containment.
Evacuate immediately. If you come into contact with the kobold please alert the authorities and under no circumstances should you interact with it.
The kobold has breached containment.
Evacuate immediately. If you come into contact with the kobold please alert the authorities and under no circumstances should you interact with it.
kobolds can be equipped from the inventory screen
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
kobolds can be equipped from the inventory screen
pepsi tastes like a movie theater
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
pepsi tastes like a movie theater
sometimes i do that thing that dogs do where they stick out just the tip of their tongue
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
sometimes i do that thing that dogs do where they stick out just the tip of their tongue
my brain is leaking out of my nose (i have a cold)
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
my brain is leaking out of my nose (i have a cold)
i was not built for job
August 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i was not built for job
i love missing the bus and having to wait 40 minutes for the next one 🫠
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i love missing the bus and having to wait 40 minutes for the next one 🫠
kobold at the doctor (he has the yippups)
August 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
kobold at the doctor (he has the yippups)
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A kobold walks out into the road and sits on the ground, gripping an imaginary steering wheel.
Before accelerating across the ground at great speed, vanishing in a cloud of smoke.
Before accelerating across the ground at great speed, vanishing in a cloud of smoke.
August 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A kobold walks out into the road and sits on the ground, gripping an imaginary steering wheel.
Before accelerating across the ground at great speed, vanishing in a cloud of smoke.
Before accelerating across the ground at great speed, vanishing in a cloud of smoke.
this isnt true btw, kobolds actually REALLY love tater tots
fun fact: kobolds love tater tots
August 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
this isnt true btw, kobolds actually REALLY love tater tots
kobold (with malicious intent)
August 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
kobold (with malicious intent)
big smooch on the lips for the mf that invented sushi
August 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
big smooch on the lips for the mf that invented sushi
THE BARBIE MOVIE IS 2 YEARS OLD?????????
July 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
THE BARBIE MOVIE IS 2 YEARS OLD?????????
Reposted by Rho🔜DenFur
Dragons loaf, kobolds sploot
July 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dragons loaf, kobolds sploot
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brain before kobold: sad, wrinkly (gross), looks like chewed bubble gum
brain after kobold: smooth :) looks like shiny rock mm rock big thonks
brain after kobold: smooth :) looks like shiny rock mm rock big thonks
July 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
brain before kobold: sad, wrinkly (gross), looks like chewed bubble gum
brain after kobold: smooth :) looks like shiny rock mm rock big thonks
brain after kobold: smooth :) looks like shiny rock mm rock big thonks
Reposted by Rho🔜DenFur
if dragon accidently squish kobold theyll make a squeak noise and return to normal shape like memory foam (please dont purposely squish the bolds)
July 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
if dragon accidently squish kobold theyll make a squeak noise and return to normal shape like memory foam (please dont purposely squish the bolds)
kobold named Mossthew Yipson III, heir to the Yipson fortune (its shiny rocks)
July 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
kobold named Mossthew Yipson III, heir to the Yipson fortune (its shiny rocks)
whoever came up with the word for moss was 100% correct. that shit is indeed moss
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
whoever came up with the word for moss was 100% correct. that shit is indeed moss
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kobolds
July 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
kobolds
kobold who has to be given little treats in order to trick his brain into doing work (its me, im the kobold)
July 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
kobold who has to be given little treats in order to trick his brain into doing work (its me, im the kobold)
cold water on hands: icky, gross, disgusting, evil
warm water on hands: beautiful, amazing, 1000/10, perfect, no notes
warm water on hands: beautiful, amazing, 1000/10, perfect, no notes
July 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
cold water on hands: icky, gross, disgusting, evil
warm water on hands: beautiful, amazing, 1000/10, perfect, no notes
warm water on hands: beautiful, amazing, 1000/10, perfect, no notes
i need friends in europe or asia so i can have someone to call when i get off work at 4 am
June 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
i need friends in europe or asia so i can have someone to call when i get off work at 4 am