Ryan Heldt
@rheldt.bsky.social
Grizzled web developer in the heart of #cyclONEnation. Guitarist, effect pedal nerd, tech enthusiast, wannabe maker, weather geek, and fan of the Oxford comma.
“There’s no visible smoke or explosions like in a Mission Impossible movie…”
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
smoke is coming out of a tape recorder that is sitting on the floor
ALT: smoke is coming out of a tape recorder that is sitting on the floor
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November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“There’s no visible smoke or explosions like in a Mission Impossible movie…”
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
Wow! After they passed on a new series Wright pitched a few years back, I figured Stargate was done. Happy to hear about their “bold new chapter.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wow! After they passed on a new series Wright pitched a few years back, I figured Stargate was done. Happy to hear about their “bold new chapter.”
Looking great, sir! Can’t hardly wait!
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Looking great, sir! Can’t hardly wait!
Reticulating splines!
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reticulating splines!
It’s all for AI… right?
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s all for AI… right?
*Liquid naquadah not included
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*Liquid naquadah not included
I get it, but where have they all gone? We’ve been making them for 200+ years. We should have mountains of them, right? Are people hoarding milk jugs full of them in their basement or something?
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I get it, but where have they all gone? We’ve been making them for 200+ years. We should have mountains of them, right? Are people hoarding milk jugs full of them in their basement or something?
Does it do that in incognito mode?
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Does it do that in incognito mode?
What, no hollowed out volcanoes on the market?
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What, no hollowed out volcanoes on the market?
I’m gonna need a little bit more…
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’m gonna need a little bit more…
Hasn’t Gemma been though enough?
a woman is peeking out from behind a gray wall .
ALT: a woman is peeking out from behind a gray wall .
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November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hasn’t Gemma been though enough?
That’s the frog one I think. 🤢
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
That’s the frog one I think. 🤢
The Hauntening at #1 is the correct answer! I mean they all great, but I’m a sucker for the Louise-centric storylines. Also, the family singalong over the credits is pure joy!
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Hauntening at #1 is the correct answer! I mean they all great, but I’m a sucker for the Louise-centric storylines. Also, the family singalong over the credits is pure joy!
It’s not 1945 anymore. Don’t we have a good idea how these things work at this point? What would they even test? Are there avenues of suffering yet to explore?
a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s not 1945 anymore. Don’t we have a good idea how these things work at this point? What would they even test? Are there avenues of suffering yet to explore?
Apparently, we like our authoritarians to be relatable.
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Apparently, we like our authoritarians to be relatable.