Ryan Heldt
@rheldt.bsky.social
Grizzled web developer in the heart of #cyclONEnation. Guitarist, effect pedal nerd, tech enthusiast, wannabe maker, weather geek, and fan of the Oxford comma.
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Walmart appears to be selling scale models of the #GlowCloud. All hail.
July 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Walmart appears to be selling scale models of the #GlowCloud. All hail.
So yer tellin me this is a dumpster fire?!?!
June 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So yer tellin me this is a dumpster fire?!?!
I see your ‘wonder of modern drywall’ and raise you the ‘mystery of vacuum preservation.’
May 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I see your ‘wonder of modern drywall’ and raise you the ‘mystery of vacuum preservation.’
I think I'm gonna have to pass on buying a product that has a selling point encouraging me to "Explore the mystery of vacuum preservation." Is it really all that mysterious? #TranslationFails
January 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think I'm gonna have to pass on buying a product that has a selling point encouraging me to "Explore the mystery of vacuum preservation." Is it really all that mysterious? #TranslationFails
Not exactly the same thing, but this is on the wall of a local guitar shop. Always makes to chuckle.
December 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Not exactly the same thing, but this is on the wall of a local guitar shop. Always makes to chuckle.
I remember starting out building sites in CF 4.5 using Fusebox 3 in HomeSite. fuseaction=memories.unlocked
November 26, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I remember starting out building sites in CF 4.5 using Fusebox 3 in HomeSite. fuseaction=memories.unlocked