The worst punishment they could think of was to make him one of us.

As I grow in years, and hopefully wisdom, it becomes more clear to me that you should never ever trust a fart.

What cat?

Allow me to remind you.

I had a user call me personal phone and email me on my personal email about an issue. Then she proceeded to get upset when I asked her to submit a ticket and respect my work/life boundaries.

Gestapo dressed in Hugo Boss. Ice dresses in 5.11

That’s not a fascism bug, it’s a fascism feature.

That show had some truly outstanding moments. Channing Tatum doing Beyoncé’s Run the World was another standout.

Every bit as American as the last one.

Thank you for the inspiration

“AMAVIT NOS”, Sanctus Nathan de Christo dicit, ita non debemus Hostiam Sanctam lycopersicis contusis, aceto et saccharo mixtis, contaminare. Et sicut Christus per hortum nocte proditionis suae tractus est, ita etiam caro inclusa, quae eum repraesentat, polluet.

I thought au jus was for baptism.

I prefer tavern cut body of Christ.

I’m a bachelor. I gladly pay school taxes so I’m not surrounded by idiots.