Rob Gibbons
@rgibby.bsky.social
Cat dad, occasional gamer, cishet make ally. Older, bearded, dad boded, looking for the hot singles near me that that pop up promised.
Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day from Charlie Biscuits and I.
August 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day from Charlie Biscuits and I.
Tech support commandments:
Thou Shalt Not Push Updates on a Friday.
Thou Shalt Not Push Updates on a Friday.
July 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tech support commandments:
Thou Shalt Not Push Updates on a Friday.
Thou Shalt Not Push Updates on a Friday.
I’m just waiting for the “mouse doesn’t work. No clue what happened” ticket.
July 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m just waiting for the “mouse doesn’t work. No clue what happened” ticket.
One of the administrators at work sent out an email titled “EM Alert: Active Shooter”. I about shot my pants before I opened it. It was a “what to do if there’s an active shooter”. I politely requested that he be slightly less incendiary in the future.
three cartoon characters are standing in front of a plane with the caption so we 're just done with phrasing
ALT: three cartoon characters are standing in front of a plane with the caption so we 're just done with phrasing
media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One of the administrators at work sent out an email titled “EM Alert: Active Shooter”. I about shot my pants before I opened it. It was a “what to do if there’s an active shooter”. I politely requested that he be slightly less incendiary in the future.
I’m looking for a tactful way to say “your dead mom was hot!”
Anyone?
Anyone?
July 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’m looking for a tactful way to say “your dead mom was hot!”
Anyone?
Anyone?
Can anyone “explain it like I’m five” why the Hyde Amendment doesn’t prevent aid to Israel? After all, Israel has single payer healthcare and it covers reproductive care, including abortions.
June 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Can anyone “explain it like I’m five” why the Hyde Amendment doesn’t prevent aid to Israel? After all, Israel has single payer healthcare and it covers reproductive care, including abortions.
Starting WWIII because nobody went to your birthday party is way more petty than starting WWII because you couldn’t get into art school.
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Starting WWIII because nobody went to your birthday party is way more petty than starting WWII because you couldn’t get into art school.
If the gangs in California are as dangerous as the kakistocracy says, then why has the resistance been so civil? If it was as bad as FOTUS states, there would be bodies piling.
June 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If the gangs in California are as dangerous as the kakistocracy says, then why has the resistance been so civil? If it was as bad as FOTUS states, there would be bodies piling.
New Pope is from Chicago?
Now they gotta ask if I want my Italian beef baptized or Baptized baptized.
Now they gotta ask if I want my Italian beef baptized or Baptized baptized.
May 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
New Pope is from Chicago?
Now they gotta ask if I want my Italian beef baptized or Baptized baptized.
Now they gotta ask if I want my Italian beef baptized or Baptized baptized.
Colleague to user: you can’t have two laptops u unless you have a documented exemption from your director. You need to return one.
User: I’ll think about it.
Colleague and our director discuss. Crowdstrike is mentioned
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User: I’ll think about it.
Colleague and our director discuss. Crowdstrike is mentioned
.
May 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Colleague to user: you can’t have two laptops u unless you have a documented exemption from your director. You need to return one.
User: I’ll think about it.
Colleague and our director discuss. Crowdstrike is mentioned
.
User: I’ll think about it.
Colleague and our director discuss. Crowdstrike is mentioned
.
I swear, the only way the Roberts court could be supreme is if it had tomatoes and sour cream on it.
April 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I swear, the only way the Roberts court could be supreme is if it had tomatoes and sour cream on it.
The supreme court has agreed to weigh in on the constitutionality of…The Constitution. All capitalization lack thereof very intentional.
April 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The supreme court has agreed to weigh in on the constitutionality of…The Constitution. All capitalization lack thereof very intentional.
Any way to figure out which billionaire or legislator has my retirement money? I just wanna talk to em.
April 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Any way to figure out which billionaire or legislator has my retirement money? I just wanna talk to em.
Happy Rex Manning Day to those of you who observe it.
April 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Happy Rex Manning Day to those of you who observe it.
Sources have confirmed that Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito are MS13 members.
April 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sources have confirmed that Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito are MS13 members.
This stupid mother fucker really still has no idea how tariffs work?!
April 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This stupid mother fucker really still has no idea how tariffs work?!
If Artoo is short for R2-D2, and Chewie is short for Chewbacca, then what is Luke short for?
March 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If Artoo is short for R2-D2, and Chewie is short for Chewbacca, then what is Luke short for?
So the big five oligarchs lost a combine $210b.
Where does it go?
Where does it go?
March 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So the big five oligarchs lost a combine $210b.
Where does it go?
Where does it go?
I can’t be the only one who wants to see Kanye, purveyor of shirts with a certain offensive logo, get his ass beat by a Holocaust survivor, right?
March 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I can’t be the only one who wants to see Kanye, purveyor of shirts with a certain offensive logo, get his ass beat by a Holocaust survivor, right?
Good to know that I’m to the “never trust a fart” stage of this damnable pox.
February 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Good to know that I’m to the “never trust a fart” stage of this damnable pox.
