thank god for tariffs because why does she think i’m going to put this on him

anybody need some minion air fresheners

this email trail is just insane.

I request documents for 🇩🇪 citizenship.

(2 mo later)

i remind them of my email

(1 mo later)

please give us your birthday and address (i reply immediately)

(5!! mo later)

please fill this out and show up at this date

**cancels 3 days before appt**

????

you know it’s gonna be a shit day when you get to the office and pull out your headphones and… they aren’t there

bro my drip

lil monkey hands

ah shit, here we go again