Whom do you trust? PRISM: Lightweight Key Transparency for All (Sebastian Pusch, Ryan Quinn Ford, Joachim von zur Gathen, Alexander Markowetz) ia.cr/2025/2026

apple watches are not ensouled

anybody need some minion air fresheners

fine i’ll watch severance

i’m uninstalling signal some dude keeps reading all of my messages in every chat.

“Mark read”

WHO TF IS MARK??

this email trail is just insane.

I request documents for 🇩🇪 citizenship.

(2 mo later)

i remind them of my email

(1 mo later)

please give us your birthday and address (i reply immediately)

(5!! mo later)

please fill this out and show up at this date

**cancels 3 days before appt**

????

need to finally get off the hellscape of twitter, the vibes are so far off

those who forget past rizzlessness are doomed to repeat it

having to explain evangelion to my psychoanalyst was not on my 2024 bingo card

we’re so back

guy who can explain donnie darko

you know it’s gonna be a shit day when you get to the office and pull out your headphones and… they aren’t there

lil monkey hands

has anyone tried gpt-4 as a language learning assistant yet? i feel like people will probably feel more comfortable talking to an AI than to a real human as a beginner in a new language. just have to prompt it to be a good conversationalist and to correct grammar when wrong

ah shit, here we go again