Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody)
@rfk-junior.bsky.social
KING OF HEALTH CARE! Decapitated a dead whale and hauled it on a minivan with my family inside! Brainworm haver 🤪 Hopistalized 5707 Samoans and Killed 83 Samoan KIDS, I spread Measles 🤭.
(Obvious parody account lol, check following for my other parodies.)
(Obvious parody account lol, check following for my other parodies.)
Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that!
I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that!
I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
You must SUCK when not even your own brother supports your campaign!
Soon, I’ll require raw milk for blood transfusion, brain worms as vital to the human body, and MORE! MUAHAHAHA
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
You must SUCK when not even your own brother supports your campaign!
Soon, I’ll require raw milk for blood transfusion, brain worms as vital to the human body, and MORE! MUAHAHAHA
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
You must SUCK when not even your own brother supports your campaign!
Soon, I’ll require raw milk for blood transfusion, brain worms as vital to the human body, and MORE! MUAHAHAHA
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
You must SUCK when not even your own brother supports your campaign!
Soon, I’ll require raw milk for blood transfusion, brain worms as vital to the human body, and MORE! MUAHAHAHA
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
I ACTUALLY believe I would’ve won the 2024 Presidential Election had I not dropped out!
Even though I had to beg for a job from Kamala and then Trump once she rejected me.
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
I ACTUALLY believe I would’ve won the 2024 Presidential Election had I not dropped out!
Even though I had to beg for a job from Kamala and then Trump once she rejected me.
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
I ACTUALLY believe I would’ve won the 2024 Presidential Election had I not dropped out!
Even though I had to beg for a job from Kamala and then Trump once she rejected me.
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
I ACTUALLY believe I would’ve won the 2024 Presidential Election had I not dropped out!
Even though I had to beg for a job from Kamala and then Trump once she rejected me.
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
In 2025, it will be MANDATORY. For every American citizen to make at least ONE edit A DAY of themselves using CapCut! It’s good for your brain!
(Yeah, RFK actually posted this edit of himself 😭)
#MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #MAGA #TRUMP #RFKJR
In 2025, it will be MANDATORY. For every American citizen to make at least ONE edit A DAY of themselves using CapCut! It’s good for your brain!
(Yeah, RFK actually posted this edit of himself 😭)
#MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #MAGA #TRUMP #RFKJR
December 29, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here!
In 2025, it will be MANDATORY. For every American citizen to make at least ONE edit A DAY of themselves using CapCut! It’s good for your brain!
(Yeah, RFK actually posted this edit of himself 😭)
#MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #MAGA #TRUMP #RFKJR
In 2025, it will be MANDATORY. For every American citizen to make at least ONE edit A DAY of themselves using CapCut! It’s good for your brain!
(Yeah, RFK actually posted this edit of himself 😭)
#MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #MAGA #TRUMP #RFKJR
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I’m excited to announce one of my few good decisions! The end of “Direct to Consumer” advertising for medicine!
This is good! (Genuinely, character break / explanation in the comments)
This is good! (Genuinely, character break / explanation in the comments)
December 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I’m excited to announce one of my few good decisions! The end of “Direct to Consumer” advertising for medicine!
This is good! (Genuinely, character break / explanation in the comments)
This is good! (Genuinely, character break / explanation in the comments)
HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE!
WHY AM I AS A 70 YEAR OLD MAN POSTING CAPCUT EDITED THIRST TRAPS?! #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN REASONS, I DON’T KNOW!
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP
WHY AM I AS A 70 YEAR OLD MAN POSTING CAPCUT EDITED THIRST TRAPS?! #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN REASONS, I DON’T KNOW!
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP
December 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM
HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE!
WHY AM I AS A 70 YEAR OLD MAN POSTING CAPCUT EDITED THIRST TRAPS?! #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN REASONS, I DON’T KNOW!
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP
WHY AM I AS A 70 YEAR OLD MAN POSTING CAPCUT EDITED THIRST TRAPS?! #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN REASONS, I DON’T KNOW!
#RFKJR #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP
HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE.
I AM IN DANGER! ALL I TRY AND DO IS SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT VACCINES, SPREAD DISEASE, AND SPREAD LUNACY, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! I CANNOT #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN WITH BULLETS IN MY WORM RIDDEN BRAIN!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
I AM IN DANGER! ALL I TRY AND DO IS SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT VACCINES, SPREAD DISEASE, AND SPREAD LUNACY, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! I CANNOT #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN WITH BULLETS IN MY WORM RIDDEN BRAIN!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
December 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE.
I AM IN DANGER! ALL I TRY AND DO IS SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT VACCINES, SPREAD DISEASE, AND SPREAD LUNACY, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! I CANNOT #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN WITH BULLETS IN MY WORM RIDDEN BRAIN!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
I AM IN DANGER! ALL I TRY AND DO IS SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT VACCINES, SPREAD DISEASE, AND SPREAD LUNACY, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! I CANNOT #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN WITH BULLETS IN MY WORM RIDDEN BRAIN!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
I LOVE BIRD FLU! All my ravens have bird flu! It’s good for the skin!
December 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I LOVE BIRD FLU! All my ravens have bird flu! It’s good for the skin!
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! The radical left recently leaked REAL footage of a date I went on! Frankly, I think I look fantastic, and I agree with everything said! Take a look!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! The radical left recently leaked REAL footage of a date I went on! Frankly, I think I look fantastic, and I agree with everything said! Take a look!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! A group of 75 Nobel prize winners came together and said I would be a disastrous pick for head of healthcare! I cannot understand why! I am TOTALLY qualified!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
December 22, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! A group of 75 Nobel prize winners came together and said I would be a disastrous pick for head of healthcare! I cannot understand why! I am TOTALLY qualified!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! When my term starts as head of the #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain movement, I am going to prescribe everyone 2 medical ravens! They won’t do anything for you medically, but they might just bring you little trinkets!
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA
December 20, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! When my term starts as head of the #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain movement, I am going to prescribe everyone 2 medical ravens! They won’t do anything for you medically, but they might just bring you little trinkets!
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA
#RFKJR #Trump #MAGA
(CORRECTION)
I DID NOT file to strike down the Salk polio vaccine! On my behalf, was simply issued a petition to have the FDA do a “proper clinical trial!” On the near FLAWLESS CENTURY OLD VACCINE! So no ban, but a waste of YOUR MONEY TAXPAYERS!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA
I DID NOT file to strike down the Salk polio vaccine! On my behalf, was simply issued a petition to have the FDA do a “proper clinical trial!” On the near FLAWLESS CENTURY OLD VACCINE! So no ban, but a waste of YOUR MONEY TAXPAYERS!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA
December 19, 2024 at 4:27 AM
(CORRECTION)
I DID NOT file to strike down the Salk polio vaccine! On my behalf, was simply issued a petition to have the FDA do a “proper clinical trial!” On the near FLAWLESS CENTURY OLD VACCINE! So no ban, but a waste of YOUR MONEY TAXPAYERS!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA
I DID NOT file to strike down the Salk polio vaccine! On my behalf, was simply issued a petition to have the FDA do a “proper clinical trial!” On the near FLAWLESS CENTURY OLD VACCINE! So no ban, but a waste of YOUR MONEY TAXPAYERS!
#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA
Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior here.
You know what I say? Put all the people on anti depressants, adderal, and other prescription drugs into CAMPS! We can use the leftover ones from Donny’s mass deportations!
#Trump #MAGA #MAHA #RFKJR #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
You know what I say? Put all the people on anti depressants, adderal, and other prescription drugs into CAMPS! We can use the leftover ones from Donny’s mass deportations!
#Trump #MAGA #MAHA #RFKJR #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
December 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior here.
You know what I say? Put all the people on anti depressants, adderal, and other prescription drugs into CAMPS! We can use the leftover ones from Donny’s mass deportations!
#Trump #MAGA #MAHA #RFKJR #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
You know what I say? Put all the people on anti depressants, adderal, and other prescription drugs into CAMPS! We can use the leftover ones from Donny’s mass deportations!
#Trump #MAGA #MAHA #RFKJR #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain