Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody)
@rfk-junior.bsky.social
KING OF HEALTH CARE! Decapitated a dead whale and hauled it on a minivan with my family inside! Brainworm haver 🤪 Hopistalized 5707 Samoans and Killed 83 Samoan KIDS, I spread Measles 🤭.
(Obvious parody account lol, check following for my other parodies.)
(Obvious parody account lol, check following for my other parodies.)
I want to more easily spread disease! Why is that such a problem?!
January 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I want to more easily spread disease! Why is that such a problem?!
My worm looks dashing!
January 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My worm looks dashing!
I’m just here to offer you some measles, I have lots to spare.
January 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m just here to offer you some measles, I have lots to spare.
HELL NO - 🪱
January 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
HELL NO - 🪱
No problem! I’ll even throw in some measles and bird flu for you! FREE!
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No problem! I’ll even throw in some measles and bird flu for you! FREE!
I am! I blame the brainworm!
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I am! I blame the brainworm!
To spread it!
January 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
To spread it!
I would’ve been president if I wasn’t a complete nutjob!
January 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I would’ve been president if I wasn’t a complete nutjob!
I am very stupid! I think that was the worm’s doing though!
January 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I am very stupid! I think that was the worm’s doing though!
That goes hard!
January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That goes hard!
How does he know! I planned it all when I was 9 years old!
December 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM
How does he know! I planned it all when I was 9 years old!
Are white people still dealing with the effects of their enslavement in modern day-to-day American culture?
December 31, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Are white people still dealing with the effects of their enslavement in modern day-to-day American culture?
Ooooooo, that’s a good message!
December 31, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Ooooooo, that’s a good message!
*dumbest
December 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
*dumbest
to, due to HIPPA. Every other country has BANNED this lol, it’s only the US and New Zealand who have this be legal.
December 28, 2024 at 3:44 AM
to, due to HIPPA. Every other country has BANNED this lol, it’s only the US and New Zealand who have this be legal.
Character Break / Explanation: For a LONG time, doctors have complained that patients will come in after seeing an ad and demand a specific medication. When a doctor says “no, this isn’t the right choice” patients harm their business/reputation with negative reviews, which doctors can’t respond 1/?
December 28, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Character Break / Explanation: For a LONG time, doctors have complained that patients will come in after seeing an ad and demand a specific medication. When a doctor says “no, this isn’t the right choice” patients harm their business/reputation with negative reviews, which doctors can’t respond 1/?