Reynardo the Red
@reynardo.bsky.social
Tall, incredibly gorgeous Redhead
"I say, Edgar. Are these all space aliens wearing high headgear to cover their large upwardly-protruding brains, or are they just ladies following the latest fashion?"
"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
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"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
#GirlsOwnCC
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November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"I say, Edgar. Are these all space aliens wearing high headgear to cover their large upwardly-protruding brains, or are they just ladies following the latest fashion?"
"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
#GirlsOwnCC
"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
#GirlsOwnCC
Drop some animation
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Drop some animation
"I feel so ashamed."
"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
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"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
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November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"I feel so ashamed."
"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
#GirlsOwnCC
"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
#GirlsOwnCC
9 years ago, we found a tiny kitten (and her sisters) in the compost bin beside our house, where her mum thought they'd be safe. Four weeks later, we brought the kittens inside. Two were adopted; Bilqis stayed (because she had His Nibs wrapped around her little paws).
Happy Findustag Miss B!
Happy Findustag Miss B!
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
9 years ago, we found a tiny kitten (and her sisters) in the compost bin beside our house, where her mum thought they'd be safe. Four weeks later, we brought the kittens inside. Two were adopted; Bilqis stayed (because she had His Nibs wrapped around her little paws).
Happy Findustag Miss B!
Happy Findustag Miss B!
No, George, I will not give you my hand in marriage, my firstborn, or even my pardon. You interrUpted my reading time, and thus I know we shall *never* suit.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No, George, I will not give you my hand in marriage, my firstborn, or even my pardon. You interrUpted my reading time, and thus I know we shall *never* suit.
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Reposted by Reynardo the Red
I took a teaspoon from the office on holiday to Thailand before returning it to the drawer. I bet its teaspoon mates don't believe where it was for two weeks.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I took a teaspoon from the office on holiday to Thailand before returning it to the drawer. I bet its teaspoon mates don't believe where it was for two weeks.
Hi Melbournites. I'd like to apologise about the weather. You see, on Friday, I took most of my winter clothes and packed them away, ready for next year. So of *course* we're having a polar blast now ...
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hi Melbournites. I'd like to apologise about the weather. You see, on Friday, I took most of my winter clothes and packed them away, ready for next year. So of *course* we're having a polar blast now ...
"Edward, you're 25, boys don't play with dolls, and most importantly, Miss Clark from next door is a real person! Now put her back where you found her, and I'm not buying you any more chloroform!"
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October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Edward, you're 25, boys don't play with dolls, and most importantly, Miss Clark from next door is a real person! Now put her back where you found her, and I'm not buying you any more chloroform!"
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Reposted by Reynardo the Red
Daily bunny no.3119 is heading to the big city
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Daily bunny no.3119 is heading to the big city
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October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"You know Papa says we shouldn't give them names. We just get too attached"
"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
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"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
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October 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"You know Papa says we shouldn't give them names. We just get too attached"
"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
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"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
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@markey.senate.gov Dear sir, I saw those pics of you standing there with the Trans flag, standing up for our friends and family. Thank you.
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
@markey.senate.gov Dear sir, I saw those pics of you standing there with the Trans flag, standing up for our friends and family. Thank you.
@maddow.msnbc.com Here is the protest at Yosemite National Park. The sign reads "ICE melts in the California sun".
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@maddow.msnbc.com Here is the protest at Yosemite National Park. The sign reads "ICE melts in the California sun".
This is making me cry. www.wehi.edu.au/support-us/s...
Honouring Catherine McLean
Catherine McLean was a much-loved colleague at WEHI for over 20 years and a valued contributor to the WEHI community.
www.wehi.edu.au
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This is making me cry. www.wehi.edu.au/support-us/s...
"It's a variant of Prickly Pear, Gerald. Harmless to virgins, but delivering a dose of sleeping venom to profligates and those of dubious morals. But at least I know both of us will be fine, won't we? Gerald? Gerald???"
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October 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"It's a variant of Prickly Pear, Gerald. Harmless to virgins, but delivering a dose of sleeping venom to profligates and those of dubious morals. But at least I know both of us will be fine, won't we? Gerald? Gerald???"
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Reservoir.
It's the name of a local suburb with not one but two large bodies of water. So of course I pronounce it the French way, to rhyme with "Avoir". "Res-erv-wah".
The locals call it "Res-erv-wore".
It's the name of a local suburb with not one but two large bodies of water. So of course I pronounce it the French way, to rhyme with "Avoir". "Res-erv-wah".
The locals call it "Res-erv-wore".
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reservoir.
It's the name of a local suburb with not one but two large bodies of water. So of course I pronounce it the French way, to rhyme with "Avoir". "Res-erv-wah".
The locals call it "Res-erv-wore".
It's the name of a local suburb with not one but two large bodies of water. So of course I pronounce it the French way, to rhyme with "Avoir". "Res-erv-wah".
The locals call it "Res-erv-wore".
Name a Song with Black, Death, or Fire in the lyrics.
Death on Two Legs - Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf5p...
Name a Song with Black, Death, or Fire in the lyrics.
Death on Two Legs - Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf5p...
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Name a Song with Black, Death, or Fire in the lyrics.
Death on Two Legs - Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf5p...
Name a Song with Black, Death, or Fire in the lyrics.
Death on Two Legs - Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf5p...
"I'm not sure how this lead-lined _Safety Skirt_ works, but I've worn it to please you. Now pass me my jewel-case and get going."
"Oh, we'll carry it on the other boat, ma'am. Step in - there's a view from the middle of the river you'll be dying to see."
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"Oh, we'll carry it on the other boat, ma'am. Step in - there's a view from the middle of the river you'll be dying to see."
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October 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"I'm not sure how this lead-lined _Safety Skirt_ works, but I've worn it to please you. Now pass me my jewel-case and get going."
"Oh, we'll carry it on the other boat, ma'am. Step in - there's a view from the middle of the river you'll be dying to see."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Oh, we'll carry it on the other boat, ma'am. Step in - there's a view from the middle of the river you'll be dying to see."
#GirlsOwnCC
Things you hear in the public bathroom in an inland Australian town: "Hurry up and wash your hands, then you can go play on the submarine!"
October 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Things you hear in the public bathroom in an inland Australian town: "Hurry up and wash your hands, then you can go play on the submarine!"
Sitting watching People vs Robodebt with Mum, and made her jump with "OMG THERE'S @asherwolf.bsky.social !!!!!"
You're one of my heroes, my dear.
You're one of my heroes, my dear.
October 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Sitting watching People vs Robodebt with Mum, and made her jump with "OMG THERE'S @asherwolf.bsky.social !!!!!"
You're one of my heroes, my dear.
You're one of my heroes, my dear.
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September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"The note says he's a prince from an obscure Eastern European country, and needs my help!"
"Well these novels are *full* of princes from long-forgotten countries, so it *must* be true. Go on - write back to him!"
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"Well these novels are *full* of princes from long-forgotten countries, so it *must* be true. Go on - write back to him!"
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September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"The note says he's a prince from an obscure Eastern European country, and needs my help!"
"Well these novels are *full* of princes from long-forgotten countries, so it *must* be true. Go on - write back to him!"
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"Well these novels are *full* of princes from long-forgotten countries, so it *must* be true. Go on - write back to him!"
#GirlsOwnCC