How is the Onion meant to compete when the real news is so ridiculous?

I know it’s not the point, but the second picture got me thinking that it would make so much more sense to have ships docked all along the length of the pylon, and for the defiant to dock side on (instead of the crew apparently having to board through the deflector dish)

“Loved reading kids childrens books. teeth.”

It’s pretty horrifying how very definitely Pokémon passes this test 😬

Can we also include “UI buttons where it’s not clear whether they’re selected” in that bill?

IIRC, he was really nervous about the episode because he didn’t get any time to study the script and understand the characters.

This relies on understanding that the British have a lot of dialect words for bread

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A codpiece made out a bun - a cob piece if you will.

That insincerity, as though there’s a gun pointing at her just out of shot, is how I would assume most women would smile at musk. In that sense, it could be considered very realistic.

I feel like this might have been the origin story for Farscape.

Too many people make the mistake of thinking that AI is the sum of human knowledge when at best it’s just the mean.
Calling on the most average guy on the internet to back you up isn’t the win people think it is.

It is a pretty goofy ship 😁

I hesitate to suggest an improvement on perfection but have you considered…

“Kaneda! What do you see? Kaneda! -“

I think you’d need to seriously question why you believe X. There are things that I believe that I couldn’t win a debate on, but that I wouldn’t easily shift on because I trust the knowledge of people who know more than I do.

I’m always surprised by how many guys with bios saying “no 30+” then go on to message me despite having my age on there.