Oldest selfie on my phone (2015)

Good morning to the cutie on the train beside me smelling like Versace Eros 🥰

Fk. Spent the last 4 hours getting progressively more confused, and trying to fix my codes and data models because the math doesn’t add up. Turns out I had a filter set in the query I’ve been using. Fml.

Love this trauma dumping trend HAHAHA fk some are HILARIOUS

dad noticed that I get visibly happy when I open the fridge and see apple juice in there, so now there's always apple juice in the fridge hahaha 🥰

Not oomf asking me to do HIS work on Excel for him. I should charge him my per hour rate hurhur 🤪

Good morning but it is still too chilly. Please reschedule until warmer and more light

Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.

Oomf asked me what’s my type. Panicked cause I wanted to say “you” but I named someone else instead 🤡🤡🤡 hurhur

Really like my new To Summer perfume 🥰

For dessert, we're having Baked Alaska! Only Putin.

We're giving you back Alaska, friend. Thanks for electing me twice!

The US justice system seems to have decided not to hold a convicted felon accountable for his many crimes. So much for "rule of law". Cowards. 🙄 #USPolitics #TrumpLand

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