Rex Huppke
@rexhuppke.bsky.social
(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
As promised:
I salute moderate Democrats who bravely caved in government shutdown fight | Opinion
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I salute moderate Democrats who bravely caved in government shutdown fight | Opinion
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I salute moderate Democrats who bravely caved in government shutdown fight | Opinion
I had just finished wiring money to a Nigerian prince when I heard centrist Democrats in the U.S. Senate caved to the GOP on the government shutdown.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As promised:
I salute moderate Democrats who bravely caved in government shutdown fight | Opinion
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
I salute moderate Democrats who bravely caved in government shutdown fight | Opinion
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
5/ Do they need their heads removed from their asses? Because I think a lot of people would volunteer to help with that.
Two choices here, senators. Sprout a spine, or be forever defined as a worthless penny waiting for change. END
Two choices here, senators. Sprout a spine, or be forever defined as a worthless penny waiting for change. END
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
5/ Do they need their heads removed from their asses? Because I think a lot of people would volunteer to help with that.
Two choices here, senators. Sprout a spine, or be forever defined as a worthless penny waiting for change. END
Two choices here, senators. Sprout a spine, or be forever defined as a worthless penny waiting for change. END
4/ Do they have someone pulling their strings? Is there a motivation greater than the will of the people they're supposed to represent? Is someone paying them to pull this shit? Have they ever read a history book? Have they seen how things work out historically for people who bow to fascists?
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
4/ Do they have someone pulling their strings? Is there a motivation greater than the will of the people they're supposed to represent? Is someone paying them to pull this shit? Have they ever read a history book? Have they seen how things work out historically for people who bow to fascists?
3/ Do they understand what winning looks like? Do they give a rat's ass that all Republicans do is lie and break promises? (That's quite literally all they do.) Do they think rewarding shitty behavior ever works? Have they ever raised kids? Did that work for them?
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
3/ Do they understand what winning looks like? Do they give a rat's ass that all Republicans do is lie and break promises? (That's quite literally all they do.) Do they think rewarding shitty behavior ever works? Have they ever raised kids? Did that work for them?