I said it because it's true!

You are very brave, especially given how bad some of the recent Barnsley kits have been

absolutely gorgeous 😍

Ah the MP who did a gambling ad at a foodbank

Oh. Oh, no

‘Black Napoleon’

Congrats, hope you have a good un

That’s why I use it for two truths & a lie!

The full story of why I did it is that my girlfriend worked there, & they were having a big refurb, so she invited me to come help smash off all the tiles

Ohhh yeah, don’t go for that one then hahaha

Good luck for the interview! If you’re still struggling for a lie, you can have one of my truths that I use for this game - I once smashed up an Italian restaurant with a sledge hammer

Actually his dream was just to kill that one llama, & everything else after that was a bonus

I’m currently training to be a therapist & I find this *fascinating*

Like, in the modality I’m training in, telling you that you’re “forgiven” would probably be seen as ‘rescuing the client’, I think we’d be expected to ask why you want forgiveness, but it seems like such an easy, kind thing to do

Why go to the doctor, when she could just stop & T Rex

Thought this was the Die Antwoord track for a second

I am reacting normally to this image

Ok, T-Rex time 🦖

Needed to hear this today