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rexeverything.bsky.social
Rex Everything
@rexeverything.bsky.social
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Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Sertraline (He/Him).

“There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.” — Franz Kafka

Proud owner of a kinboshi from Mimi 🌟
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You are very brave, especially given how bad some of the recent Barnsley kits have been
A comically bad Barnsley FC shirt, with 6 large six-pointed stars on the chest
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I am reacting normally to this image
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
rexeverything.bsky.social
Did she deliver it in this dry, scientific way, or was she just like:
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls, eyes bulging out of her head, with “respectfully” written on her eyes, to show she was looking respectfully
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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A picture of a real hedgehog on a very colourful background & the text says: i wish all my comrades a very whimsical SEP- DEC 2025
September 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
rexeverything.bsky.social
He says hello
The same heron picture, but with a speech bubble saying “ey up”
September 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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@doggbounty.bsky.social check out this picture I took when walking mr dog, thought you would like it
A large bird (maybe a heron? Idk, I’m stupid sorry) stands on a large rock in a river It looks majestic as fuck
September 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Alex got me like
A cartoon wolf levitating with his eyes bulging, mouth hanging open, all from the sight of a beautiful woman
September 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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That feeling when you’re going back to college today & have accidentally dressed like this
Arthur’s angry fist meme
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
rexeverything.bsky.social
Maybe if he had spent more time chilling with a little pet bird & less time being a hateful dickhead, he would still be alive 🤷‍♂️
A screenshot from the app ‘Finch’, showing a small cartoon bird celebrating a 450 day streak of using the app
September 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Ooopsie
sparrowthemormon Sep 3 Follow • Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time sparrowthemormon 4h ago IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
rexeverything.bsky.social
Yeah, not the most comfortable place to get a tattoo
Black & grey tattoo on an elbow & forearm Black & grey tattoo on an elbow & forearm
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
rexeverything.bsky.social
I LOVE “We have always lived in the Castle”, genuinely probably my favourite book.

Such an amazing opening to it too
MY NAME IS MARY KATHERINE BLACK WOOD. I AM EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD, AND I LIVE WITH MY SISTER CONSTANCE. I HAVE OFTEN THOUGHT THAT WITH ANT LUCK AT ALL I COULD HAVE BEEN BORN A WEREWOLF, BECAUSE THE TWO MIDDLE FINGERS ON BOTH MY HANDS ARE THE SAME LENGTH, BUT I HAVE HAD TO BE CONTENT WITH WHAT I HAD. I DISLIKE WASHING MISELF, AND DOGS, AND NOISE. I LIKE MY SISTER CONSTANCE, AND RICHARD PLANTAGENET, AND AMANITA PHALLOIDES, THE DEATH-CUP MUSHROOM. EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY IS DEAD.
September 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I liked this, maybe you will too
A cartoon featuring Adam Tots, a white msn with brown hair & a beard. Adam has just arrived in heaven & met God himself. God asks who Adam wants to see first & is told “Brittany Murphy” God seems surprised so Adam repeats himself, more assertively this time The final frame shows Brittany Murphy stood at the top of stairs, calling out “omg Adam hi!” as Adam runs to meet her
September 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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A small cartoon frog drawing the infinity symbol & the text says “I did the math, I love you more”
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Please enjoy this picture of my wife, where it looks like she is levitating inside a tent

Hope you feel much better very soon too
A very attractive woman lays on the floor of the tent, but appears to be levitating
August 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
rexeverything.bsky.social
Starting to feel like Autumn now
Suddenly, I stopped dead. I had opened my calendar to the month of August as usual, to write in the neat white box labeled with day and date, a scant summary of the activities completed in the last 12 hours. Sickened, I saw that I had unwittingly completed the last day of August. Tomorrow would be September. God! All the quick futility of my days cascaded upon me, and I wanted to scream out in helpless fury at the hopeless inevitable going on of seconds, days and years. - The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
August 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Also: when your tattooist says this, the feeling must be how dogs feel when they get head pets
katemurraytattoo 1h • @rex.everything thank you bravest client e ver
August 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Showing this off to everyone
A man dressed in black jeans & t-shirt shows off a black & grey tattoo, mostly peonies leaves spilling down his forearm, hand & fingers
August 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A little cartoon frog drawing an infinity symbol. Text above & below reads “I did the maths. I love you more”
August 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Slurms Day
Slurms Day
Everyone drop everything
& go wish Slurms
The happiest of days
Tom Jones in a telly, probably singing his 1999 hit “sexbomb”
August 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Stunner
A small kitten, seemingly smiling, & the text in white to the left of the kitten says “you stole my heart, but I am kind so I’ll let you keep it”
July 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Getting involved with this gang was the best thing I ever did
Team Wales roller derby pose for a photo. To the far left one player gives another a piggyback, two skaters stand like the twins from The Shining, in front of a skater sat upside down on a chair Rex Everything hits a pose something like a dab next to a human pyramid of skaters, a player doing a crab pose & another skater gets a piggyback There is another skater getting lifted, a player doing a handstand & some skaters sat on the floor
July 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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@tinycats.bsky.social I thought you may enjoy this picture of my friends cat
A cat with wide eyes looks ravenously towards a frying pan laden with streaky bacon
July 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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As Chaucer said in The Canterbury Tales:
Olden style writing, stating “This Wenche thikke” The line is specifically from ‘The Reeves Tale’, with the full description being: “This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was, With camuse nose and yën greye as glas; With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye, But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.” The translation is something like: “This wench was thick and well-grown With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass; With buttocks broad and breasts round and high, But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.”
June 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM