rewod
@rewod.bsky.social
i lie for a living. ...but never to you, baby.
If Hollywood's taught me anything, Fedora Guy's either the secret mastermind behind the Louvre heist, or he's there to solve the crime single-handedly.
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If Hollywood's taught me anything, Fedora Guy's either the secret mastermind behind the Louvre heist, or he's there to solve the crime single-handedly.
We're so close to a Camacho presidency, I can taste the Brawndo
July 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We're so close to a Camacho presidency, I can taste the Brawndo
toying with the idea of a new wallet...
June 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
toying with the idea of a new wallet...
There might be something to this if they're cool with me walking around in my underwear
December 8, 2024 at 12:53 PM
There might be something to this if they're cool with me walking around in my underwear
Must say I'm fairly smitten with this alleged CEO killer. I mean, look at that smile!
He's downright Gyllenhaal-ian.
He's downright Gyllenhaal-ian.
December 6, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Must say I'm fairly smitten with this alleged CEO killer. I mean, look at that smile!
He's downright Gyllenhaal-ian.
He's downright Gyllenhaal-ian.
Health insurance CEOs may be hiding in their penthouses right now but literally no one else is worried, dude.
December 5, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Health insurance CEOs may be hiding in their penthouses right now but literally no one else is worried, dude.
No longer satisfied to sit and wait for boats to crash into it, iceberg chooses to aggressively hunt them.
November 25, 2023 at 1:43 PM
No longer satisfied to sit and wait for boats to crash into it, iceberg chooses to aggressively hunt them.
I'm guessing he's right-handed.
September 4, 2023 at 10:02 PM
I'm guessing he's right-handed.
Someone was in a hurry to get to Hogwarts today...
#StudentMoveInWeekend
#StudentMoveInWeekend
September 3, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Someone was in a hurry to get to Hogwarts today...
#StudentMoveInWeekend
#StudentMoveInWeekend