rewod
@rewod.bsky.social
i lie for a living. ...but never to you, baby.
Is anyone really surprised Megyn Kelly was the one to kick off the Pedo-pology Tour?
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is anyone really surprised Megyn Kelly was the one to kick off the Pedo-pology Tour?
Trump (clutching Dodgers ticket stub from 1998):
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trump (clutching Dodgers ticket stub from 1998):
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
Using my extra hour this morning to toss some laundry in, clean the bathroom and hit the grocery just kidding I'm still asleep
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Using my extra hour this morning to toss some laundry in, clean the bathroom and hit the grocery just kidding I'm still asleep
If your kid expects me to open my door tonight they'd best come dressed in an Amazon Flex vest
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If your kid expects me to open my door tonight they'd best come dressed in an Amazon Flex vest
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Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
FACT: Your laptop never seems dirty until someone else is looking at it
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
FACT: Your laptop never seems dirty until someone else is looking at it
So long as they acknowledge alcohol is a drug, this has my full support
US Supreme Court to weigh law barring drug users from owning guns reut.rs/3L6LmqV
US Supreme Court to weigh law barring drug users from owning guns
The U.S. Supreme Court agreed on Monday to hear a bid by President Donald Trump's administration in a case out of Texas to defend a federal law that bars users of illegal drugs from owning guns - one of the statutes under which former President Joe Biden's son Hunter was charged in 2023.
reut.rs
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So long as they acknowledge alcohol is a drug, this has my full support
If Hollywood's taught me anything, Fedora Guy's either the secret mastermind behind the Louvre heist, or he's there to solve the crime single-handedly.
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If Hollywood's taught me anything, Fedora Guy's either the secret mastermind behind the Louvre heist, or he's there to solve the crime single-handedly.
Headed to #NoKingsDay Boston.
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Headed to #NoKingsDay Boston.
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
Taking a moment this morning to imagine a Buttigieg/Mamdani administration, out there somewhere in the multiverse
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Taking a moment this morning to imagine a Buttigieg/Mamdani administration, out there somewhere in the multiverse
Honestly surprised they didn't just distribute a photo of him swimming the Yangtze river
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Honestly surprised they didn't just distribute a photo of him swimming the Yangtze river
Go ahead and put me in the 'Pro Rapture' column. I'm fairly confident it'd solve a LOT of our current problems.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
September 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Go ahead and put me in the 'Pro Rapture' column. I'm fairly confident it'd solve a LOT of our current problems.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
Friendly reminder to my fellow Bostonians as we head to the polls today...
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
September 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Friendly reminder to my fellow Bostonians as we head to the polls today...
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
Convicted sex trafficker of minors says what now?
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Convicted sex trafficker of minors says what now?
Proclaiming yourself a "hugger" doesn't magically grant you the right to touch me.
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
July 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Proclaiming yourself a "hugger" doesn't magically grant you the right to touch me.
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
Last night in a dream, I found it perfectly reasonable to spread a handful of toothpaste under my arms because I was out of deodorant—so maybe let’s not take anything I do or say for the rest of the day too seriously
July 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Last night in a dream, I found it perfectly reasonable to spread a handful of toothpaste under my arms because I was out of deodorant—so maybe let’s not take anything I do or say for the rest of the day too seriously
We're so close to a Camacho presidency, I can taste the Brawndo
July 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We're so close to a Camacho presidency, I can taste the Brawndo
The number of "Not My Problem" voters who are about to find out their states have rebranded Medicaid is gonna be staggering. And tragic.
July 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The number of "Not My Problem" voters who are about to find out their states have rebranded Medicaid is gonna be staggering. And tragic.
I don't like dogs but I like pretending I do when I see one
June 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I don't like dogs but I like pretending I do when I see one
That wink-y thing when TV show characters mock acting as a profession because “haha we’re actors in real life and aren’t we clever making fun of ourselves” should be outlawed by the WGA.
June 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
That wink-y thing when TV show characters mock acting as a profession because “haha we’re actors in real life and aren’t we clever making fun of ourselves” should be outlawed by the WGA.
Downtown Crossing dude randomly yelling "You're a dirty whore!" at no one in particular but I like to think he was talking to me
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Downtown Crossing dude randomly yelling "You're a dirty whore!" at no one in particular but I like to think he was talking to me
Research is grand but its primary message of 'Sharks Eat Boats' launched 50 years of me not stepping foot on any ocean vessel smaller than a ferry.
How ‘Jaws’ launched 50 years of great white shark research
'Jaws' reignited existing fears of sharks. But it also inspired new generations of researchers interested in the apex predators.
www.wbur.org
June 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Research is grand but its primary message of 'Sharks Eat Boats' launched 50 years of me not stepping foot on any ocean vessel smaller than a ferry.
toying with the idea of a new wallet...
June 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
toying with the idea of a new wallet...
me: skeeved to find clipped toenails on the floor beneath my shared workspace desk
also me: leave the clippings where they lie to scientifically determine how frequently the cleaning crew actually vacuums
also me: leave the clippings where they lie to scientifically determine how frequently the cleaning crew actually vacuums
June 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
me: skeeved to find clipped toenails on the floor beneath my shared workspace desk
also me: leave the clippings where they lie to scientifically determine how frequently the cleaning crew actually vacuums
also me: leave the clippings where they lie to scientifically determine how frequently the cleaning crew actually vacuums