Rev. Patrick Hitchman-Craig
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Rev. Patrick Hitchman-Craig
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UMC pastor & church planter
M.Div, Duke Divinity School
B.A., Wofford College
Theology is the Church’s.
Opinions are my own.
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Auburn University hosting a TPUSA rally and a Bruce Hornsby concert on consecutive nights is kind of wild.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“As a general rule, I would say that human beings never behave more badly toward one another than when they believe they are protecting God.”
Barbara Brown Taylor
September 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Evil draws power from attention.
Don’t give it more power.
September 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“To be an atheist is quite an achievement because you have to know the God you’re denying.”
- Stanley Hauerwas
August 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Does Nick Saban want to come out of retirement?
August 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Hear me out:
You don’t have to be goaded into pitting prayer against action or action against prayer. But prayer without works of justice, mercy, and faithful love is empty.
August 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Forrest Frank is youth summer camp Christianity.

Cory Asbury is AA meeting Christianity.
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Jesus never told his followers to blend in. He said: You are the salt of the earth. You are the light of the world. 🧵
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
notes on the mount 🧵
August 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
*chef’s kiss*
June 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Let the record show the that I was a proponent and frequent user of the em dash long before Chat GPT came around.
June 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
2000s: College dropouts become tech billionaires and make us wonder, “Why do we even need college?”

2020s: Tech billionaires talk about anything other than computers and make us say, “Oh that’s why.”
May 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ve been a fan on Walton Goggins since The Shield.

#SNL
May 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reposted by Rev. Patrick Hitchman-Craig
THE PICK IS IN
I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When David Brooks is calling for an uprising, you know things have gotten weird.
April 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Mostly Southern Baptists and Christian Nationalists of various stripes.

They’d much prefer to operate in a theological landscape in which they can pretend Hauerwas doesn’t exist.
I'm not familiar with this specific professor at Southeastern, so I'm not talking specifically about him, but there is an entire category of American Theologian who does not want to engage Hauerwas on the merits, because they know he'd take their lunch money
March 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"Above all, trust in the slow work of God. Give our Lord the benefit of believing that his hand is leading you, and accept the anxiety of feeling yourself in suspense and incomplete."

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This Wofford fan can attest: that was an awesome basketball game. Stressful. But awesome.
Game is a banger btw
March 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Was very excited to see that this week’s episode of #Severance was directed by Ingmar Bergman.
March 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Adrien Brody…read the room, dude.
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reporter: Stanley, you’re a Christian ethicist – what makes Christian ethics Christian?

Stanley Hauerwas: Jesus.

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February 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Can someone explain to me the overlap/intersection of Zionist MAGA and antisemite MAGA?

I can’t make it make sense.
February 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My current personality.
February 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM