RevLonghair
@revlonghair.bsky.social
Your older brother but online.
Born in 1990.
He/Him
D12 headed Vtuber.
twitch.tv/RevLonghair
I'll mostly post memes, maybe some of my writing and TTRPG stuff.
I wear who I am on my shoulder.
Profile pic by BMScribbles!
Born in 1990.
He/Him
D12 headed Vtuber.
twitch.tv/RevLonghair
I'll mostly post memes, maybe some of my writing and TTRPG stuff.
I wear who I am on my shoulder.
Profile pic by BMScribbles!
Lil man is passed the fuck OUT!
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Lil man is passed the fuck OUT!
The dread of meeting someone who is cute, meshes with you perfectly personality wise and seems to have their shit together enough mentally to recognize they're not at 100% on that front, I only to realize they have LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME NAME AS YOUR EX! ASDFGHJKL!
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The dread of meeting someone who is cute, meshes with you perfectly personality wise and seems to have their shit together enough mentally to recognize they're not at 100% on that front, I only to realize they have LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME NAME AS YOUR EX! ASDFGHJKL!
Smoot says no sleeping in now that I'm on days again...
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Smoot says no sleeping in now that I'm on days again...
<<Wants to remain in contact with friends both online and IRL
<<Immediately forgets to interact with people the moment they're out of my field of view.
What am I a toddler with zero object permanence?
<<Immediately forgets to interact with people the moment they're out of my field of view.
What am I a toddler with zero object permanence?
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
<<Wants to remain in contact with friends both online and IRL
<<Immediately forgets to interact with people the moment they're out of my field of view.
What am I a toddler with zero object permanence?
<<Immediately forgets to interact with people the moment they're out of my field of view.
What am I a toddler with zero object permanence?
LOOK AT THIS BABBU
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
LOOK AT THIS BABBU
Sir, I am attempting to maintain proper dental hygiene...
September 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Sir, I am attempting to maintain proper dental hygiene...
So... A smut game made me cry last night.
It has one of the most accurate and painful to engage with representations of depression, mental illness and suicidal ideation I have ever encountered. There is a very direct "In memory of" moment after it happens and it made me cry.
It has one of the most accurate and painful to engage with representations of depression, mental illness and suicidal ideation I have ever encountered. There is a very direct "In memory of" moment after it happens and it made me cry.
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So... A smut game made me cry last night.
It has one of the most accurate and painful to engage with representations of depression, mental illness and suicidal ideation I have ever encountered. There is a very direct "In memory of" moment after it happens and it made me cry.
It has one of the most accurate and painful to engage with representations of depression, mental illness and suicidal ideation I have ever encountered. There is a very direct "In memory of" moment after it happens and it made me cry.
Fun fact about me, I have horrific social anxiety but ONLY ONLINE.
In person I'll talk a stranger's ear off, but online?
Nope, nope not gonna work, even worse if I have to approach the person first! Nooooo thank you!
In person I'll talk a stranger's ear off, but online?
Nope, nope not gonna work, even worse if I have to approach the person first! Nooooo thank you!
September 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact about me, I have horrific social anxiety but ONLY ONLINE.
In person I'll talk a stranger's ear off, but online?
Nope, nope not gonna work, even worse if I have to approach the person first! Nooooo thank you!
In person I'll talk a stranger's ear off, but online?
Nope, nope not gonna work, even worse if I have to approach the person first! Nooooo thank you!
Apparently getting him spayed has led to him noticing the ceiling fan...
Every day I am more convinced I have actually adopted a desaturated orange cat.
Every day I am more convinced I have actually adopted a desaturated orange cat.
September 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Apparently getting him spayed has led to him noticing the ceiling fan...
Every day I am more convinced I have actually adopted a desaturated orange cat.
Every day I am more convinced I have actually adopted a desaturated orange cat.
The fact that my PC is incompatible with Windows 11 at a hardware level, and that the level of hardware replacement would mean effectively buying a new PC anyway is extremely frustrating.
I knew the windows 10 nuke was coming, it just didn't plan for it, and that's my own dam fault.
I knew the windows 10 nuke was coming, it just didn't plan for it, and that's my own dam fault.
August 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The fact that my PC is incompatible with Windows 11 at a hardware level, and that the level of hardware replacement would mean effectively buying a new PC anyway is extremely frustrating.
I knew the windows 10 nuke was coming, it just didn't plan for it, and that's my own dam fault.
I knew the windows 10 nuke was coming, it just didn't plan for it, and that's my own dam fault.
Kitten updates, he's a little shithead still but he's big enough now we don't protect him anymore, so he's getting beat up by his siblings and learning lessons.
He's still a big baby and likes to lay on my chest while he chews on my earlobe though...
He's still a big baby and likes to lay on my chest while he chews on my earlobe though...
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Kitten updates, he's a little shithead still but he's big enough now we don't protect him anymore, so he's getting beat up by his siblings and learning lessons.
He's still a big baby and likes to lay on my chest while he chews on my earlobe though...
He's still a big baby and likes to lay on my chest while he chews on my earlobe though...
Just because I do want to make it clear on here and everywhere I post, I am a cisgendered, polyamorous, kinky, bisexual who's type is short brats with nice butts. I have an ADHD diagnosis and enough Autism symptoms to feel like it's more than comorbidity.
Do not ever think I will support a bigot.
Do not ever think I will support a bigot.
August 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Just because I do want to make it clear on here and everywhere I post, I am a cisgendered, polyamorous, kinky, bisexual who's type is short brats with nice butts. I have an ADHD diagnosis and enough Autism symptoms to feel like it's more than comorbidity.
Do not ever think I will support a bigot.
Do not ever think I will support a bigot.
Panik doggo says hello and don't forget you're ordering food halfway through the payment screen everyone!
August 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Panik doggo says hello and don't forget you're ordering food halfway through the payment screen everyone!
Smoot decided this particular moment of a my new colony's main scientist Shadow chilling in the dining hall was important enough to take EIGHT screen shots, two of which he disabled the hud for.
August 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Smoot decided this particular moment of a my new colony's main scientist Shadow chilling in the dining hall was important enough to take EIGHT screen shots, two of which he disabled the hud for.
After realizing the kitten had been roaming free all night last night I did not track him down, trap him in my office and set things up to be in his favorite snuggling position, I have no idea what you're talking about.
August 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
After realizing the kitten had been roaming free all night last night I did not track him down, trap him in my office and set things up to be in his favorite snuggling position, I have no idea what you're talking about.
We've hit the socialize with the rest of the world instead of protect him from the rest of the world point with Smoot, so I get this behavior when trying to sleep.
Yes I know I'm playing back and encouraging it, what kind of monster do you think I am that I wouldn't?
Yes I know I'm playing back and encouraging it, what kind of monster do you think I am that I wouldn't?
August 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We've hit the socialize with the rest of the world instead of protect him from the rest of the world point with Smoot, so I get this behavior when trying to sleep.
Yes I know I'm playing back and encouraging it, what kind of monster do you think I am that I wouldn't?
Yes I know I'm playing back and encouraging it, what kind of monster do you think I am that I wouldn't?
I present to you all, what Smoot thinks is important in Rimworld. He regularly steps on the keyboard and has impressive accuracy for the F12 key -_-
August 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I present to you all, what Smoot thinks is important in Rimworld. He regularly steps on the keyboard and has impressive accuracy for the F12 key -_-
Kitten update, he got them leggies.
August 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kitten update, he got them leggies.
Odd question for folks, but would anyone be interested in reading a 758 page novel I've written and give me their thoughts/opinions?
To be upfront, it's modern fantasy and VERY smutty, though I've clearly marked off all 18+ sections so they can be avoided if you wanted?
To be upfront, it's modern fantasy and VERY smutty, though I've clearly marked off all 18+ sections so they can be avoided if you wanted?
July 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Odd question for folks, but would anyone be interested in reading a 758 page novel I've written and give me their thoughts/opinions?
To be upfront, it's modern fantasy and VERY smutty, though I've clearly marked off all 18+ sections so they can be avoided if you wanted?
To be upfront, it's modern fantasy and VERY smutty, though I've clearly marked off all 18+ sections so they can be avoided if you wanted?
An encapsulation of my relationship with my spouse:
Spouse: I have a new stupidest way I've injured myself
Me: Ok so obviously you're ok, but what happened?
*Spouse points at tiny scratch on their forehead*
Spouse: I headbutted a sunflower and lost 🥺
Spouse: I have a new stupidest way I've injured myself
Me: Ok so obviously you're ok, but what happened?
*Spouse points at tiny scratch on their forehead*
Spouse: I headbutted a sunflower and lost 🥺
July 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
An encapsulation of my relationship with my spouse:
Spouse: I have a new stupidest way I've injured myself
Me: Ok so obviously you're ok, but what happened?
*Spouse points at tiny scratch on their forehead*
Spouse: I headbutted a sunflower and lost 🥺
Spouse: I have a new stupidest way I've injured myself
Me: Ok so obviously you're ok, but what happened?
*Spouse points at tiny scratch on their forehead*
Spouse: I headbutted a sunflower and lost 🥺
Why does it feel like I'm about to be asked if I have games on my phone...
July 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Why does it feel like I'm about to be asked if I have games on my phone...
He's turning into an actual cat 😭
July 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He's turning into an actual cat 😭