revhatchet.bsky.social
@revhatchet.bsky.social
No cover! Costume contest with cool prizes from Habitz Glass and Goodies! See you there! 🤘😠
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This Friday! Lincoln NE! See you there!
September 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'll be in Lincoln, NE Friday Sept. 19th with Malum to raise money for KZUM at 89.3FM, a noncommercial, listener-supported community radio station. 2 days, $15, 14 bands and you get a tshirt and your face melted for free!
See you in the pit! 🤘😠
September 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tonight! @ Dream on the Green 7402 F St. Omaha
$10 donation goes to the Bill Roundtree scholarship fund for School of Rock. Come sweat with me 🔥🤘🫠🔥
August 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This Saturday... Come see me and the debut of Malum at Therapy Bar in Omaha. No Cover
July 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Whatever you did for the least of these, you did for me.
June 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today, I choose joy.
June 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I think if you can't understand why due process is for ALL then you should be deported without a trial.
April 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
...wondering if I'll get deported to El Salvador for sharing "jd killed the pope" memes.
April 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"You have gas that hit $1.98 yesterday in a couple of states." Yeah, if you stop pumping at ~half a gallon. Fucking clown.
April 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"Trump said if I voted for Kamala the economy would be in ruin. And I gotta say, he clocked it right. I voted for her and the economy is in shambles."

No notes.
April 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Buy the "dip" they say. I'm sorry, all of my current cash holdings are tied up in eggs. As soon as I get that first DOGE check though...
April 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Lock her up!
March 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Them: Stop burning Teslas!
Me: All cars matter!
March 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Watching Tesla tank is my new kink.
March 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wake up people! No wait, go to sleep.
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
theonion.com/rotatio...
March 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm pretty sure Grok is actually running things. It would explain some of the weirdness. Enola Gay...Transgenic Mice... Metallica's Black album. All banned under our new anti-Woke AI overlord.

Hail Victory Allies!
March 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I kinda wish I was one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again.
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
These fight ring announcers really get excited about geography.
March 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Waldo has never once found me.
February 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Did anybody have "Bearded belly-dancers in Gaza" on their bingo card? Seriously, wtf is wrong with this timeline?
February 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM