Blues Magoos
reverseofme.bsky.social
Blues Magoos
@reverseofme.bsky.social
Just a guy, looking for the snowstorms of life to melt away.
Worked solid in the yard all weekend and I can't keep my eyes open at work today.
Pollen? Allergies? Maybe.
Exhausted? Oh, for sure.
May 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When you're on a Zoom call and they share their screen and you can see they've got 32 goddamn tabs open in Chrome. How do you live that way??
May 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
An hour and a half to get to work this morning. Ugh, fucking kill me.
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
How did I know this is exactly what this little weasel would sound like?
Patel gets mad at Patty Murray and says he's "not gonna tolerate" her line of questioning
May 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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New in PN: Maine fought the law, and Maine won

"After weeks of public fulminating, the administration quietly folded and quit trying to steal kids’ lunch money for the grievous sin of letting a couple of trans girls play sports. It’s a reminder that Trump, like any bully, can be fought and beaten."
Maine fought the law, and Maine won
The Trump administration can't defend the indefensible.
www.publicnotice.co
May 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hire me and the first thing I'd say is "Well, we gotta dump Elon, right? I mean, that's obvious to all of you here...and we gotta do it big and we gotta do it publicly."
May 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposting to say I can still sing the Meow Mix jingle from memory with no delay, but can't remember what I went downstairs for.
May 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I really, really, really, need a nap. Almost snapped at a client on Zoom just now and...that would not have been good.
May 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New partner kept me up late last night and it was totally worth it.
May 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
WHOOPSIE DOODLE!
"It was there, and then it just wasn't!"
April 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Whoo hoo!!" he exclaimed as he realized that the incoming storms might have the hail he needed for insurance to get him a new roof.
April 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Goddammit," he cursed, as he realized he was coming down with a cold.
"Gazzhhhrrgghhhhszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" he said after taking NyQuil.
April 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That melancholy feeling when you see a LinkedIn "Connection" ad pop up in your email and it's the girl you let get away in college.
LinkedIn: We don't only annoy you with emails. We remind you of your life's regrets!
April 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Oh dear me," he thought to himself as he realized he was coming down with a cold in a week where that was not an optimal situation.
April 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Swimming time again," he says as the young kids see him coming and move out of the slow lane.
April 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I understand that "Nothing will happen, nothing will change, they won't do anything, you're a fool for hoping" is a way of venting in a dark, hard time, so it is with kindness that I say shut the fuck up. Tell it to your wall or your canary or your right hand, but don't put it in responses to me.
April 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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10/10 tattoo idea right here
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Staff cleanup day at work and they brought in treats, and I may have eaten way too many to actually do any of the cleanup. Sorry everyone! Gonna go lay down in my office!
April 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some people use their kids VR Headset to workout, fly, or go to worlds they've never experienced.
Me?
I use it to ride Disney's The Haunted Mansion ride over and over without giving them a cent.
March 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What I jack off to.
March 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Three minutes until a staff meeting and...I don't wanna. Staff meetings are the boo.
March 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sitting at work, downloading movies on the company dime like ya do...
February 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's dark, but I've found myself thinking frequently "Damn, two more inches to the right in Pennsylvania..."
February 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Anyone saying AI is a huge help and is the future should go ask the Google AI if water freezes at 17 degrees. I'll wait.
February 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM