Reverend Lars 🌊
@reverendlars.bsky.social
American. Also Canadian, and feeling more so every day. Lover of things with six strings. Cancer survivor. Not religious. Lifelong Democrat because modern Republicans embrace fascism. Everybody be nice to each other, m'kay?
As someone who once recorded and edited the voice "stories" for Teddy Ruxpin, this invokes all kinds of complex emotions. I feel somehow complicit, knowing that Teddy has since evolved and now writes his own stories.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As someone who once recorded and edited the voice "stories" for Teddy Ruxpin, this invokes all kinds of complex emotions. I feel somehow complicit, knowing that Teddy has since evolved and now writes his own stories.
This is the background I always use.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is the background I always use.
We enjoyed this plate at a little sidewalk cafe in the shadow of the Colosseum.
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We enjoyed this plate at a little sidewalk cafe in the shadow of the Colosseum.
Graphics are a crutch for people who lack side-eye skills.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Graphics are a crutch for people who lack side-eye skills.
Hmm. Gosh, it's hard to pick just one.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hmm. Gosh, it's hard to pick just one.
Choose carefully.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Choose carefully.
I sometimes wear these finger cots while working with certain electronic or optical components and don't want finger oils on them. Sucks though when I forget to take them off before going out. I get some weird looks at the supermarket.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I sometimes wear these finger cots while working with certain electronic or optical components and don't want finger oils on them. Sucks though when I forget to take them off before going out. I get some weird looks at the supermarket.
Will it feature a creepy baby on the label? If so, I'm in!
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Will it feature a creepy baby on the label? If so, I'm in!
This spectacular lie is at the very top of the vaccine schedule page.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This spectacular lie is at the very top of the vaccine schedule page.
I'm just gonna stay home and give out mosquito coils to the trick-or-treaters. If I run out, I'll switch to Sucrets.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm just gonna stay home and give out mosquito coils to the trick-or-treaters. If I run out, I'll switch to Sucrets.
Such emergencies are why we stock our pantries.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Such emergencies are why we stock our pantries.
The one enjoying her backrub is a Rhode Island Red. The other one is an Araucana-Ameraucana crossbreed, also known as an "Easter Egger" because of the beautiful turquoise/green eggs they lay. White Leghorn not pictured. I miss these girls!
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The one enjoying her backrub is a Rhode Island Red. The other one is an Araucana-Ameraucana crossbreed, also known as an "Easter Egger" because of the beautiful turquoise/green eggs they lay. White Leghorn not pictured. I miss these girls!
Damn the torpedoes, Mulligatawny!
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Damn the torpedoes, Mulligatawny!
I'm thinking the art department should have looked this over again before submitting it.
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm thinking the art department should have looked this over again before submitting it.
I mixed the cartoon series based on the movie.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
October 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I mixed the cartoon series based on the movie.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
Normally I'm quite welcoming to backyard wildlife. This guy I'm not so sure about. He's kinda bitey.
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Normally I'm quite welcoming to backyard wildlife. This guy I'm not so sure about. He's kinda bitey.
Adorable, but I hope he's getting quality sleep. If not, solutions do exist.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Adorable, but I hope he's getting quality sleep. If not, solutions do exist.
I have one too, they are downright cheerful. Have you figured out all the buttons? I'm afraid to push this one.
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I have one too, they are downright cheerful. Have you figured out all the buttons? I'm afraid to push this one.
Post something random or have an awful October.
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Post something random or have an awful October.
You're gonna have to spell it out for him.
September 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
You're gonna have to spell it out for him.
Share your favorite B&W movie.
September 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Share your favorite B&W movie.
I suggested it to the Florida Bar in a written letter. They declined and CC'd their response to her office. The bastards dropped a dime on me. So if I suddenly disappear, check the Salvadoran prisons
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I suggested it to the Florida Bar in a written letter. They declined and CC'd their response to her office. The bastards dropped a dime on me. So if I suddenly disappear, check the Salvadoran prisons