Michael, unable to think of a cool name
@returnofthegoth.bsky.social
“The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.” - Slartibartfast
Hey @gratefuldavid.bsky.social I think it’s time for another
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey @gratefuldavid.bsky.social I think it’s time for another
Smells like AIPAC. Oh look!
June 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Smells like AIPAC. Oh look!
I knew it smelled like shit in here…
June 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I knew it smelled like shit in here…
Pretty sure all I was known for is being a talking, trousered ass
June 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pretty sure all I was known for is being a talking, trousered ass
In the midst of everything, we cannot forget to celebrate our lives
Today my oldest kid graduated 8th grade and received a youth leadership medal from the local DAR chapter. He was the ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY
Today my oldest kid graduated 8th grade and received a youth leadership medal from the local DAR chapter. He was the ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY
June 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In the midst of everything, we cannot forget to celebrate our lives
Today my oldest kid graduated 8th grade and received a youth leadership medal from the local DAR chapter. He was the ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY
Today my oldest kid graduated 8th grade and received a youth leadership medal from the local DAR chapter. He was the ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY
Ah shit. Called it. Fuck I hate it here
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ah shit. Called it. Fuck I hate it here
Dad and I work at the same company, in the same department. Not nepotism - we have the same boss, and our skills stand on their own
I write most of our company SOPs
Yesterday I forgot how to file an expense report so I asked him
This screenshot is a comical piece of the conversation
I write most of our company SOPs
Yesterday I forgot how to file an expense report so I asked him
This screenshot is a comical piece of the conversation
May 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dad and I work at the same company, in the same department. Not nepotism - we have the same boss, and our skills stand on their own
I write most of our company SOPs
Yesterday I forgot how to file an expense report so I asked him
This screenshot is a comical piece of the conversation
I write most of our company SOPs
Yesterday I forgot how to file an expense report so I asked him
This screenshot is a comical piece of the conversation
You know he wants to use a slur so bad
May 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You know he wants to use a slur so bad
They’re painfully adorable when they’re sleeping and not tearing around my apartment hellbent on destruction
May 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They’re painfully adorable when they’re sleeping and not tearing around my apartment hellbent on destruction
*zooms in*
*zooms further in*
Yes. Yes it is one of those.
*zooms further in*
Yes. Yes it is one of those.
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
*zooms in*
*zooms further in*
Yes. Yes it is one of those.
*zooms further in*
Yes. Yes it is one of those.
I meannnnn….
April 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I meannnnn….
My cat’s five kittens have officially reached “fuzzy little hellion” stage
Oh and the mom is going into heat, throwing her ass up and bellowing for that D
Like girl. I get it. We all been horny with no relief before 😮💨
Anyway here’s Dorian Berlioz Lugosi:
Oh and the mom is going into heat, throwing her ass up and bellowing for that D
Like girl. I get it. We all been horny with no relief before 😮💨
Anyway here’s Dorian Berlioz Lugosi:
April 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My cat’s five kittens have officially reached “fuzzy little hellion” stage
Oh and the mom is going into heat, throwing her ass up and bellowing for that D
Like girl. I get it. We all been horny with no relief before 😮💨
Anyway here’s Dorian Berlioz Lugosi:
Oh and the mom is going into heat, throwing her ass up and bellowing for that D
Like girl. I get it. We all been horny with no relief before 😮💨
Anyway here’s Dorian Berlioz Lugosi:
When your phone see this, you know you old af
April 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When your phone see this, you know you old af
“If I fits, I sits”
April 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
“If I fits, I sits”
My glasses broke and fell off my head. Thankfully I have a backup pair but the lens shape is totally different, even though the prescription is the same, so everything looks a bit weird
Even me
Even me
April 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My glasses broke and fell off my head. Thankfully I have a backup pair but the lens shape is totally different, even though the prescription is the same, so everything looks a bit weird
Even me
Even me
NO. Absolutely not. Not ever.
Especially not under the current regime, and not while its ideologies have a single supportive person
Especially not under the current regime, and not while its ideologies have a single supportive person
April 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
NO. Absolutely not. Not ever.
Especially not under the current regime, and not while its ideologies have a single supportive person
Especially not under the current regime, and not while its ideologies have a single supportive person
Seriously look at this ferocious little fucker
April 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Seriously look at this ferocious little fucker
On a positive note, the fallout of this admin will be an easy thing to point to when libertarians say libertarian shit
“Why do we need (insert government agency/department)? What do they even do??”
“Why do we need (insert government agency/department)? What do they even do??”
April 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
On a positive note, the fallout of this admin will be an easy thing to point to when libertarians say libertarian shit
“Why do we need (insert government agency/department)? What do they even do??”
“Why do we need (insert government agency/department)? What do they even do??”