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Bee
@retroition.bsky.social
Human woman. Passionate about food, sex, poetry, art history, social justice and equity, mutual aid. Jane Elgee apologist, rabid girls' girl.
I love my timeline full of beautiful weirdos.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Proof of my clear abandonment.
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Spotted at Fort Harrison in Helena, Montana today. Are we great yet? 🫠
October 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And justice for all, right?
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's my birthday. I'm officially in my crone era at 36, everyone please congratulate my uterus on her retirement.
September 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My friend has been telling her six-year-old niece that the lightning bombs are fireworks. This one cut deep.
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My teenager just said she won't use this toothpaste anymore because it's ugly.

I can't stop laughing. You couldn't pay me to be 14 again.
September 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
#AI on the fantastic failure of AI.
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
August 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I'm fine I'm just driving through rural North Dakota and crying about how beautiful it is and how much indigenous North Dakotans deserve to have their land back with reparations and actual investment so we can see indigenous futurism genuinely thrive in the Midwest.
August 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Finally, he left the company to his wife, Wanda, when he died. She ran that fucker whilst raising six kids solo, and turned it into an empire.

It's still owned by the family. They only allow a few members to work for the business to prevent the family from falling apart due to competition.
July 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
An anatomy guy, he designed his shoes to be both beautiful and functional for women who were suddenly working on their feet. Invented the wedge shoe for comfort and materials shortages during the war. And my favorite, he hated logos; most of his work is recognizable only by the distinctive clasps.
July 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ferragamo is super interesting in that regard because much of their famous work happened around WWII, and he was such a pragmatic guy that he became iconic for good reasons.

He worked extensively with starlets like Audrey Hepburn, Greta Garbo, and Marilyn Monroe, but that's only a bit of the story.
July 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I got a ridiculously good deal on this Salvatore Ferragamo wallet today, which I'll be affectionately referring to as the Clit Wallet for obvious reasons. Like Target wallet prices for a piece of history. Let me tell you why I am excited about this.
July 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Found in my 8th grader's notebook. 💀
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I felt so uncool in high school, and I literally was a hot introvert with big boobs making custom nails out of pop punk cd inserts, customizing off-brand mp3 players with nail polish, and editing css for my friends' Myspace layouts.

Confidence will come retrospectively. Pretend it's already here.
May 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
He turned off comments almost immediately 🫠
April 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
April 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
April 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@wakinggiant406.bsky.social did a great job with Helena, too!
April 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@wakinggiant406.bsky.social did such a good job with this rally. I can't wait to see how this momentum grows!
April 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Pretty incredible turnout yesterday, Helena. Everyone please give a shout-out and a follow to @wakinggiant406.bsky.social for doing so much of the heavy lifting to make this happen, and for hosting the food drive! It was a very good day. I'm proud of us.
April 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
March 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
March 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Photos of men on TikTok, and the comments they left on a video about a clearly abusive relationship between a man and an AI sex bot.

These are the same men who will say women don't like nice guys and then go on TikTok lives to complain about the male loneliness epidemic. 🫠
March 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM