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chronically fatigued Black punk dyke. low tolerance for dumbassery. green thumb, dog father, avid reader, gamer, archer, & Official Linguist™
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the security/sniffer dog at howard stop is throwing a tantrum. that’s right comrade, throw off those shackles of oppression ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
just saw the announcement for all the new #steam hardware thats dropping early next year n i just wanna say i will be grinning ear to ear as the big three collectively shit their pants n scramble to respond
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the “decay exists as an extant form of life” post continues to haunt me
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
much more interesting to consider the fact that with things like the pyramids & greek fire, it’s not that we don’t know how they did at all but rather we don’t have enough info to know which exact method was used
“who built the pyramids? who built the sphinx?” iono you goofy bitch, probably the people that lived there when it was built

but youre an uninspired dumbass so sure, gone head n say it was aliens
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
still going thru job search hell slog but like. steam should pay me to help verify games on the deck, i been puttin in the work 😤😤😤
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
just heard a white guy say “reefer” with the hardest r since jim crow
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
September 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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“I’m black and I didn’t get offended”

yeah we know you weak ass bitch
September 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
been getting a lot of canadian tourism ads that are reeeeeally leaning into that “nicest country in the world” horseshit n it’s like, the geneva convention got quite a few things to say about that
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
nah man today’s Black crossword kicked my ASS 💀💀💀
September 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“who built the pyramids? who built the sphinx?” iono you goofy bitch, probably the people that lived there when it was built

but youre an uninspired dumbass so sure, gone head n say it was aliens
September 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i wound up not getting the research position, which is frankly bullshit
things are actually going kinda well rn (secured funding for the fall, waiting to hear back on a research position) & i’ve decided it is simply my due. i am owed for having put up with so much bullshit, gods damn it all.
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
duolingo was already bitch made for the whole AI thing but now they extra bitch made for not standing on business, which is literally just not condoning a fucking transphobe
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
things are actually going kinda well rn (secured funding for the fall, waiting to hear back on a research position) & i’ve decided it is simply my due. i am owed for having put up with so much bullshit, gods damn it all.
August 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
during an active thunderstorm. i feel like this is important to contextualize the expression im wearing
current mood is walking to jewels listening to my metal playlist bc i got upset about instacart delivery prices again
July 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
current mood is walking to jewels listening to my metal playlist bc i got upset about instacart delivery prices again
July 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
in today’s episode of “desperately trying to remember the name of a song/album/artist i listened to in high school”, had a fun thirty minutes of googling thee most unhinged phrases
July 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
for the last month or so, have been starting my morning by checking the denali sled dog puppy cam
July 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
got an email from a fuckin n*vy recruiter… what is the most business email way to say “don’t ever fucking contact me again in this life or the next”

asking for reasons
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
attending a wedding 2day n yah it’s queer but it’s Very VERY white sapphic type queer so i will be standing my black ass over here until other melanated guests arrive ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽
June 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
catalogue of past tw*tter handles/display names for posterity’s sake (i’m bored )
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
q: how many times have you listened to the #sinners soundtrack?
a: yes.
June 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
like yeah i’ll be glad to finish this damn phd but the whole job search rigamarole got me like “…okay but what if i just get another degree instead”
June 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
have also been branching out n tryin new coffee brands. billie joe armstrong, thank you for your service
been tryna Try New Things™ in lil ways & turns out i like both genmaicha & jasmine tea ☕️☕️☕️
June 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
today in “i just remembered this thing & now i’m mad again”: serial box & its serialized original fiction but then they rebranded n completely changed everything about the platform so now it’s a bunch of podcasts/audiobooks, which literally no one asked for
May 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
seven seas is releasing a special edition of little mushroom (fuck yeah hell yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah) and also rereleasing golden terrace (hell yeah hell yeah)
guess imma just be on a danmei xianxia kick now cuz i’m just grabbing most of the series that seven seas picked up
May 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM