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Nicole
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[Insert Walt Whitman quote]
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Have a homemade [if niche] treat:
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What in the WHAT is this movie 😆
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is where I'm at mentally rn 😂
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Onion: ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Gave away 27 of these this past weekend. 😈 Heat-activated color-changing PLA.

They're an easy way to tell who is... knowledgeable and who needs instruction.
October 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
...💀
October 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
w/o downloading anything new- where are you mentally?
October 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Marie avec rainbows. #WhiskerWednesday
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Deciding whether this dress should actually go with me to Vegas again.

(And whether I should make it a little shorter)
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#Caturday post with Mac & Cheese
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
More writing 💜
This was inspired by a poem shared in a Patreon + recent life experience.
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Rainy day cuddles and toe beans.
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This can live here, too. 💜

(I wrote 4 poems today. Is there something in the air‽)
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Post your favorite flowers.
September 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
01:00 reflection.
September 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
+1 Corporate Armor.
European 4-in-1 with Byzantine weave for around the neck.
July 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
#MeowMonday
#CatsOfBluesky

I can tell if I sit down, this cat has plans.
June 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
#Caturday
Late night Maki cuddles💜
June 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just finished @ninajankowicz.com 's book How To Be A Woman Online. I've kept a low social media profile in the past due to the reasons she details, but I feel more empowered to speak up and out with what I learned 💜
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So glad my teachers gave us all those 'how to write directions' joke assignments... Second iteration of "Shower Instructions", now with *shaving*.

(Yes, they joked about whether a towel was required for #7.)

#Neurodiversity #Parenting
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Birthday funderwear tradition complete at 23:58 (not the last literal minute, sooo... I'm ahead of schedule!)
May 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
We should try this again this year. *Reshoot*
May 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My kids' enrichment program has a lot of learners who didn't see the point in phatic language, so I did a presentation about it. I ended with this meme (which went over well):
May 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Morning pollinator check in. Since I started letting Bidens alba grow along the outside of my vegetable garden beds, I've seen a large increase in beneficial insect activity.
May 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Part 4 of Internet language. The kids asked me to talk about algospeak as well, so we did.
This wraps Brain(/Language) Bites for the year! 😅
May 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM