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✨Waifu✨
@retiredwaifu.bsky.social
God are you there? Please help me write smut.
Multi fandom/multi shipper
Currently in Naruto rare pair hell
I’m 29 (and I feel ancient)
Welp probably done shitting blood. Time to get back to the important things. Like writing smut.
February 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m watching blue lock at work cause I have nothing to do for an hour
February 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Geto Sensei 🥷 #夏五 #gego
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Nah, I was there. This is really what happened.
February 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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[The Guard & The Master AU] His master wants to sit down. #sukuita #宿虎 #jjk #jujutsukaisen
February 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I need friends who i can be feral over ships with. I am just missing that in my life.
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
having big tojigumi thoughts.
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Obsessed with Maid!Yuuji
February 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
when you go back and read your wip from a few days ago and it's just hot garbage.
a man is crying while looking at a cellphone
ALT: a man is crying while looking at a cellphone
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser
February 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I forgot to take my pills and I’m drinking with brunch, what a combo
February 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I live on stimulants and five hour energies.
February 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
every time i get a kudo i get a little endorphin hit
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Like a moth to light
#nanahito
February 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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#sukufushi #jjk AU Where bunny Megumi is being sacrificed in order to appease the god of the region.

he was Sitting in the middle of a clearing with his hands tied behind his back to a post. He had been tied up for hours now and all his wriggling to try and alleviate the discomfort in his arms-
February 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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you know what would really make a fic writer's day while we're dying in the desert of no kudos emails this week? leaving a simple comment letting us know you read and loved our work! 🥰 (especially if it's an older fic we may have forgotten about!)
February 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I drive for work so I spend 4-8 hours in a car mentally writing fanfiction and imagining fictional characters fucking.
February 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Announcement!!🎉🎉 The Pregumi Week prompts are now available!!! This week will run from January 18th-January 24th 2025, so make sure to check it out!! 🐺🍼
November 18, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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#skfs - coffee shop au | implied age difference

Let it be known that Sukuna was a damn good brother. He could have been anywhere else—working at Geto’s tattoo shop or hell even their grandfather’s wood shop but no—Yuuji had a dream and goddamn it he was going to help fulfill it.
February 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
HOW DO I WRITE NOT TRASH?!?!?
February 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
*Screaming, Crying, Choking, Deleting three pages of writing*
February 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
#sukufushi #jjk AU Where bunny Megumi is being sacrificed in order to appease the god of the region.

he was Sitting in the middle of a clearing with his hands tied behind his back to a post. He had been tied up for hours now and all his wriggling to try and alleviate the discomfort in his arms-
February 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What should I write ahhh I want to write some fanfiction but I can’t think of anything good.
February 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM