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cj ballard
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rollah coastah ride in the faast lane
every 501c3 of note is racing to put out a statement to the effect of “we mourn the loss of the Hamburglar”
September 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
is this what the The L Word revival is like? i just started season 2 of the original run
August 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
italian women are beautiful specifically because of their eyebrows
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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13) I really think affordable gas cars kinda peaked with the Honda Fit 13a) and the fact the US market can no longer sustain selling them here is pretty indicative that this system is devouring itself
July 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
my bisexuality isn’t so much man vs. woman. it’s a spectrum that goes from Barbie Ferreira on one end and a 50-year-old Clint Eastwood on the other
July 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
me watching The L Word and imagining a 2006 where “lesbian-identified males” existed as a missing link between an unspoken alienation with gender-as-assigned-at-birth and a more widespread acceptance of trans people of varying sexuality
July 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Richard Linklater makes movies for bisexual people who only go steady in heterosexual relationships
July 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
he looks like Doug Walker 😭
July 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
girl from hinge got this first
July 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
the way i see it i have poor career prospects and i don’t have the patience for reading lots of books so my only way forward is to get hotter
July 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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A very scary bill just passed in Ohio for transgender folks. No one but local LGBTQ+ orgs are talking about it.

First, Ohio is only recognizing sex assigned at birth, male or female. You can get in trouble for stating otherwise on documents, I imagine. I may need to change my state ID back. 1/5
June 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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HUGE NEWS: The Senate Parliamentarian has struck the ban on Medicaid dollars for gender-affirming care trans people from the One Big Beautiful Bill!
www.budget.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
Byrd Rule Violations Continue to Mount on the Republicans’ “One Big, Beautiful Bill” | U.S. Senate Committee On The Budget
The Official U.S. Senate Committee On The Budget
www.budget.senate.gov
June 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
spongebob dylan be like im not working for mr krabs no more
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
god thank you zohran
June 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
me chatting with my boss. i’ve been “tired” at work a lot recently
June 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
spotted a former Obama campaign bus at work
June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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One part that surprised me while reporting this piece? Ruben Gallego, who said he doesn't think trans people should be in some women's sports, told me Dems would oppose the trans ban on Medicaid. "I think it's outside the boundaries of reconciliation."
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Democrats wrestle whether to kill ban on trans care in Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’
Democrats have an opportunity to protect transgender people’s health care. It also comes at a time when Republicans see anti-trans policies as a winning issue, Eric Garcia writes
www.independent.co.uk
June 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
why is this the year i get addicted to calling other women bro
June 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
man my life suuucks rn
June 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
on the rare occasions i use AI i use Deepseek because i want China to win
June 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
said ‘oopsie’ really loud at a gas station theyre going to take my license dog
June 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
remembering a post that referred to canada as ‘the angevin entity’
June 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
a documentary about clowns called Ringling is Burning
June 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
punk is meant to be listened to live
May 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM