Raptures tomorrow and Wednesday, still time to pick out a house

What’s it like to have your Cassandra-esque powers of prophecy, sir? Do you feel the furious despair of speaking the truth to those who deny you to their last breath? Do you feel profound, sorrowful pity for those who heed you not?

Do you know next week’s quick pick? Please DM them to me if so.

(looks around furtively to see who’s listening) They started to, and they seem to be ramping up their efforts.

New Orleans gonna clean ‘em up right back.

Total missed opportunity.

It’s a CANab that’s depressed.

Yeah, doesn’t really pass the vibe check.

Do you mean Tom? I think his name is Tom.

With added ketamine in the Gatorade bottles…

Do both. Nobody can stop you.

Why would you share something that nobody asked for, but now cannot stop thinking of?

Only response, honestly. And ironically, it makes you even more valuable!😆

(just joking. Please don’t murder me in my sleep in broad daylight, I got creditors that depend on me)

So… sometimes you do intelligent satire and sometimes you come up with innovative ways to solve large-scale problems? Cuz that’s just some DNA splicing away.

C’mon Ms. Blackwood, you don’t have to humble-brag to us.

OK, what are they competing with? Because clearly they’re gonna win.

I mean, he can do that if he wants. Just have to write the law and pass it through the state legislature…oh, wait.

Reminds me of an old joke: That guy is such a loser, if there was a contest to find the biggest loser, he’d come in second place, because he’s SUCH A LOSER!

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

OR (hear me out) call them something else that’s dope. Like “Vanguard” or “Cavalry” or “Snow Day and my Laptop and Work Phone are in the Office.”